Something Dangerous: Part 5

“-YOU FUCKING BITCH FROM HELL. I’M GOING TO END UP WITH A TAINTED SOUL AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT THAT I CAN’T ASCEND AND THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME FOR THE REST OF FOREVER BECAUSE OF YOUR HORRIBLE-“

“For the love of Gaia, shut your face Merc.” Merci sucked in a breath, her rant completely interrupted.

“What’s wrong?” The voice on the other end of the line asked, sounding slightly more worried than he should have.

“Oh, nothing, my goody-two shoes of a sister is whining about me dragging her to Hell with me. Now what were you saying about another excursion into Oblivion?”

“Well…” She listened as Knut detailed the latest problems between the ruler of Heaven and his consort, and how it had been escalated by various entities. “…and that’s why we need your help.”

“Merci, how much did you enjoy Oblivion?”

“We’re going back?”

“Of course we’re going back.”