Moenen
Non-Canon Article
Alright folks, you've seen the intro docs that Moenen wrote for our newbies and tourist runners. We figured it was more than fair to have someone write about Moenen in return. So here's a runner that has worked with him multiple times, and who quite frankly is hard to miss. I present to you, the lovingly snarky Grutte Bente.Let's just get straight to the point. Moenen is an asshole. He's a useful asshole, but he's an asshole nonetheless. He taunts, ridicules, makes fun of people to their faces, and if he ever showed his own, chances are people would blast it off. But I'm pretty sure that nobody has seen his face in the past decade or so, so that's never going to happen. Now, quick introduction round. I'm Bente, I'm a Giant, and I have been running in the Amsterdam shadows for about fifteen years now. In my years here, I've seen a lot of arrogant assholes around, so trust me when I say, Moenen is a big one.
Why do I feel like she's talking about the Frisian?
Because she is. I know her group occasionally works for him.
Moenen presents himself as an infobroker, who can sell you info or do some legwork for you. If you want more than what he offers, he always knows who to connect you to. For a price, of course. For us folks in the UNL shadows, that includes things like safehouses, guns, armour, anything you need to keep yourself safe when things go south. If you need a favour and he charges you money? Good. That means he hasn't decided to get his fangs into you. Yet. It's when he asks for favours in return, that you need to become wary. Because at that point, you have arrived at his second business. See, the devil's in the details. Literally. His name is an alias of the Devil, and that moniker fits him to a tee. If you make a deal with him, you're going to be stuck with him for a long time.
Raise your hand if you know anyone who actually managed to pay off their debt to Moenen.
That's what I thought.
When it comes to favours? Moenen is a loanshark. He charges you a massive interest. More if you're an evil bastard. Even the Devil has standards, apparently. But on the upside, he is an honourable man. He keeps his word, he doesn't cheat you, he makes sure you know you're tied to him forever. If you make that deal, he owns you and you know it. So what do you have to lose? Souls are overrated. Hell, you wouldn't be in this business if you had one.
Ouch.
Ayup.
Fair enough.
I know at least half a dozen people that owe Moenen favours. Two others, I suspect as much but I also think they almost cleaned their slate. So Moenen hangs onto that last call, making sure they know that at any point, their comm might ring with the message they dreaded for years. Because if he gets leverage, he won't let it go. At the same time, as much as he's a sadistical asshole, he's still a decent guy. He won't offer a devil's bargain unless it's a fair trade. And he absolutely protects the privacy of his clients, both those that pay him and those that signed themselves away. He'll happily spread lies about them, sometimes sell truths about them, but he won't violate that Fixer-Client privilege. Now that I'm done with this salespitch of sorts, let's discuss what we know about Moenen. The answer to that is very little. He runs a few dozen fronts spread over the UNL, through which desperate clients can reach him. Mostly snackbars. Keeps to himself, never meeting in person. Hell, we don't even know for sure if he's a man, or a human. There's at least two hundred different background stories about him on the Helix, and at least 99% of them he either wrote himself, or paid others to spread for him.
Wait, didn't Bente share some background info about Moenen's runner career a few years back?
Did I stutter?
Okay, this is getting long and I'm not getting paid by the word here, so I'm going to call it quits. Just one last thing. Perhaps one day you'll be in touch with Moenen, and worry whether it's the real thing. In that case, get in touch with me or one of the Helix admins. There's some personality quirks that Moenen has, which we don't tell folks but that we can quickly verify his identity with. Worst case, we check with him ourselves.
Aw it's okay, you can tell them.
Nice try. Vrouw Holle?
On it. Faker traced and banned.
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