Buick Sprawlmaster

Written by: Coupe

Ah, the Sprawlmaster. Between its 130BHP, synthleather interior and generous cargo-space, it's a beautiful ride. Comfy, easy-to-handle, very affordable...
Okay, it's the most humdrum car I've ever driven, but it's made in North Carolina so we've got to at least pretend to like it.
The Sprawlmaster is the latest mid-size sedan from Buick, made around the idea of cramming as much luxury as they can into a car that the average salaryman can get a loan for, and it mostly succeeds at that, what with the trid-sets in the front headrests to keep kids entertained and cupholders with adjustable temperature-settings to keep your coffee hot and your soda cold.

Cupholders aren't adjustable though, so I had to hold my Supra-Gulp full of lager between my legs when I jacked one. Can you fuckin believe?

— Ripshot

So why is this car on here when its only substantial quality is being one of the most common in Raleigh? Because it's one of the most common cars in Raleigh! It's an incredibly easy car to modify without changing its looks, and the faux-vintage shell option (exclusively for our little city, right now) means it blends right in with Raleigh's fad of throwback looking cars. If you're looking for a classy but inconspicuous sleeper-car that's comfy enough to sleep in, the Sprawlmaster isn't gonna let you down.

Coupe ain't kidding when he says this thing's easy to mod: The sprawlmaster's inner chassis was recycled from a higher-end model, so there's room for more engine than the little electric number that comes standard.

— Anonymous poster

Nickname

Buick Salarymaster

Motto

"Comfy seats, comfy prices!"

Price

16,900¥

Rarity

4

Speed

4G

Type

Car

Handling

3/2

Acceleration

2

Body

9

Armor

6

Pilot

3

Sensor

2

Seats

5

Standard Upgrades

Amenities (Middle), Gridlink

2 extra powertrain modification slots