Notorious M.O.P.

The Mechanized Overcharged Platform, or M.O.P., is the brainchild of the Eventide crew based upon Mir's fondness for moving inside the ship in a trashcan, mop bucket, or other janitorial equipment. The original design, made of a wheeled mop bucket and using a prosthetic arm as a push stick for propulsion, has been improved upon over the course of several modifications. In its current iteration, the M.O.P. is a modified mop bucket with an air jet propulsion system. This system allows for the M.O.P. to reach speeds of around 17mph. It seats only one pilot and has room for a small bag, or several bottles of the finest Salt Shine. Its current drawbacks are the lack of any braking system and requires the use of an "environmental brake." It is also generally incapable of tight turns, though this might be a side effect of the sudden acceleration on the pilot.

"Fastest Bucket this side of the Galaxy"