Rebel Yell

Population Migration / Travel

Transporting Kath hound puppies is the slow, legal, slobbery way of earning credits.

Captain Benacor's on-and-off-again umm-friend Parnell Makola("Mak" to his buddies) has an old journal with some leads on a treasure hunt. He's willing to contribute that if Eleni will contribute the ship and the minions.

Easy credits, right?
And slobber-free!

Okay, sure, there's supposed to be a "Ghost Fleet" at the spot marked X. That's why no one else has already dug up this treasure. It'll be fine....

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See also: Nightsister Raiders; Straw Hat Gang; Black Sun; Clan Venn

Eleni, whispering to Mak: There's a Jedi on board, and a guy that can kick your ass! So be GOOD, okay?!
Danar Vorpadaran: And there's Yeager, too.

— Danar earns a Character Point for cracking up the GM, Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Saturday, December 5, 2009

Eleni: So, which one of us is going?
Vanya: Paper, Rock, Scissors?
Eleni: Sure.
{Both players back away from the table, face each other, and begin PRS.}
Both: {scissors}
Vanya: {stands up, faces GM, points dramatically at Eleni} That's not fair!

— Moral of the story: never play PRS against members of the Mystic Mob. Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Saturday, December 5, 2009

{Eleni has been mindtwisted by a Dathomirian illusion spell; coming up from behind, Vanya prepares to lay her hand flat on Eleni's upper back}
Vanya, to the party: Everything's going to be all right.
Vanya, sotto voce: Shit!

— if this doesn't work, I am soooo dead!, Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Saturday, December 5, 2009 ^mantra

{Vanya uses the Force to contact Eleni's mind at the same time as she speaks aloud}
VN Ysadora: Wake up.
Eleni's player, gleefully: You're using the Voice!

— cross-discipline field experiments, part six, yet another partial failure; Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Saturday, December 5, 2009

Mak: ... out of the goodness of my heart.
Vanya, whispering: He has a heart?
Danar, nodding: Bought it on the black market.

— Mac claims he knows a guy who owes him a "good" favor; Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Saturday, December 19th 2009

I think he wants a LONG-TERM relationship; I know you don't really know what that means.

— Eleni to Mak regarding Yeager, Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Saturday, December 19th 2009

Was the boobie-flash part of a spell?

— Danar to Vanya, referencing Hana's habit of flashing chest at enemies; Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Saturday, December 19th 2009

He's GOT to be in authority: he's got a skirt on.
(Bene Gesserit way of thinking.)

— Eleni's view of an ARCTrooper, specifically Commander Loren, and the kama on their armor; Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Saturday, December 19th 2009

The troopers aren't meat.

— Important intraparty text from Danar Vorpadaran, who is using his Vorish food-scanner glove in ways not approved by the manufacturer; Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Saturday, December 19th 2009

Vanya's player: Use your initiative. Your cousin gets away with it all the time.
Eleni's player: The Miles Supremacy!

— Our position is that Danar Vorpadaran can make split-second intel decisions just like Mad Miles Vorkosigan can. Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

It's on Smuggepedia!

— Eleni Benacor Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

Eleni: Yeager, I have a question.
Yeager: Yeah? Eleni: What's Order *TWO*? Yeager's player: {spittake of soda}

— Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

I could tell you, but I would have to throw my body against your fist numerous times.

— Yeager to Eleni, Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

The Force is with him. Kind of.

— Eleni, regarding Danar Vorpadaran (who rolled a 6 on his Wild Die Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

You just gave them a Bene-bitchslap!

— Yeager to Eleni immediately after the sound of kaboooooooom, Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

That's a bad place to put a wookiee.

— Yeager just before his comms go completely silent, Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

C'mon. I'll show you how to search a woman.

— Yeager, expansively, to Danar regarding Aola. Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

IP address: ftp://oldfolkshome.allandor.gov
Vanya's password: peelingveggies
GM: {snortcackle}
Commander Loren: Ah. You must have trained under Master Skywalker.

— Star Wars: Rebel Yell, Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

Cast Commentary Track:

• VNY: And the thing was, I had to be touching, if I wanted any chance this could work on a Bene Gesserit in "this is the part where EVERYBODY falls down!" mode. The modifiers for "range", "relationship", and "boy howdy is she NOT willing" all applied, and at the moment I wasn't sure if we qualified as "good friends" in Eleni's point of view!
  EB: You were one of many mechanized fighting dummies that had gone haywire. Fortunately for Vanya, Eleni was in the process of dismantling the one in front of her that was shaped vaguely like a Yeager.
• GM: Now, I thought Vanya's mantra was "Oh God, Oh God, we're all gonna die" ?
  VNY: Nope, she's not worried about dying -- everybody does that -- she's worried about screwing up something important. Like "wake up Eleni before she plays LEGOS with our internal organs, and the bad chicks get away".