The Bizarre Bazaar
Looking like the mongrel offspring of a dwarven Vardo and a nobles carriage, the Bizarre Bazaar travels in unusual style. The wheels are tightly connected to the axles that extend beyond the outer frame of the vessel. The wheels themselves are half as tall as the entire contraption, with each one a different color. One copper, one gold, one silver, and the last is a paler color that isn't quite silver or gold. the slates that make the sides of it are blue, green, and turquoise with shocks of orange and yellow making vague shapes for the imagination to interpret. Two 'coachmen' sit at the front with different members of the Bazaar taking turns driving, with another member hanging off of the back. Howling and yipping as they run what appears to be a set of dire wolves is actually magically enlarged dogs at times adorned with paint in their fur or various hats stuck to their large heads. From time to time one of the coachmen will toss bits of meat ahead of them, making sure to give each dog a treat as they run.
The Bizarre Bazaar has a little something for everyone as well as things people usually had never considered before. The whole thing is enchanted and disgorges a full on bazaar usually large enough to fill any clearing or festival grounds that a town or city has. There are only a few cities that seem to have large enough areas that the Bazaar cannot actually fill it and most of those have an arena that also acts as a grounds for festivals.No matter the size of the hamlet, village, town, or city if someone from the town attempts to flag the Bazaar down when it's spotted on the road, the vehicle will be pulled off to the side at the next open area or town and the bazaar will pour forth to fill the space. All customers are welcome and the rich can sometimes find them selves in need of the help of the poor while attending the bazaar.
The Bizarre Bazaar is the only place to find rings of almost invisibility, pillows of pleasant dreams, paper that erases the messages written on it after a certain amount of time, and an auction that always features a dozen eggs at the end. The eggs don't usually belong to chickens and have been recorded as containing griffins, drakes, giant spiders, and other unusual creatures.
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