Scandalous Limericks: Tales from Scanlan Shorthalt

The Bard's Seduction

There once was a bard, Scanlan Shorthalt, Whose charm could make any heart halt. With a wink and a smile, He'd woo for a while, And leave folks in quite a love vault.

Tavern Brawl

In a tavern one night, a great brawl, Scanlan's fists flew, and so did the alcohol. He danced on the table, Knocked out a brute and a fable, And left with the fairest of all.

A Dragon's Roar

Scanlan once faced a dragon so grand, With fire in its belly, and scales so tanned. He sang a bold song, Dodged the flames all day long, And made off with its gold in his hand.

The Rogue's Disguise

There once was a rogue, cunning and sly, Who tricked poor Scanlan, oh my, oh my! With a wink and a grin, Scanlan let the rogue in, And woke up with pockets quite dry.

A Gnomish Tinkerer

Scanlan once met a gnome, quite a thinker, Whose gadgets and gizmos could make your heart clinker. With a twist and a turn, He'd make your heart yearn, For inventions so wild, they'd make you blinker.

This humorous and risqué collection of limericks is a celebration of the irrepressible bardic spirit of Scanlan Shorthalt, the legendary half-elf bard of Vox Machina. Known for his quick wit, bawdy humor, and unabashed charm, Scanlan was not just a master of song but also of limericks.
In this book, you'll find a riotous assortment of limericks, each more audacious and rib-tickling than the last. From raucous tavern escapades to daring battles against formidable foes, Scanlan's limericks capture the essence of his wild adventures and his unapologetic love for life's pleasures.
Whether you're a bard looking for inspiration, a fan of Scanlan Shorthalt's infamous antics, or simply in search of a good laugh, "Scandalous Limericks" promises to entertain and delight. Just be prepared for a few blushes and a lot of laughter as you dive into the world of Scanlan's scandalous rhymes.