Fabulous Snack Bag

Have you ever been driving or riding in a car, or maybe a long haul bus? Then you know of the Fabulous Snack Bag. 
The Fabulous Snack Bag bought to you by Evolution Culinary Services and sold through Stuffer Shack as well as your friendly petrol and recharging station. 
The Fabulous Snack Bag filled with a delicious warm savory or sweet filled pastry. Made with soy derivatives, vat grown meat, artificial flavoring and colors, and chock full of chemical nutrients and enhanced vitamins you need. Enjoy the savory beef, chicken or pork. Try the spicy curry. Delight in the richness of the vanilla or chocolate creams.
The Fabulous Snack Bag is often criticized for being of low nutritional value, that it contains too much sodium and fats, that it has a caloric value that promotes an unhealthy eating lifestyle. Do not believe the lies of our competitors. Our genetic engineers have worked tirelessly to create a tasty and delicious product that fullfills your daily requirements and will leave you fit and satisfied through the day.  We even offer vegetarian and vegan options as well as special carnivore items for our Troll and Ork friends. 
The Fabulous Snack Bag is one of convenience. No other food item includes a complimentary handy wipe to clean your hands and face with. Additionally we have for your pleasure included sanitary paper to clean your other bits with and the empty bag can be used as an emergency toilet that you can discard on the side of the road for your friendly Evolution Auto-street sweeper drone to pick up.
For those of a more discerning palate we have for your dining pleasure Silver, Gold and Platinum options. Made with the finest of products specially grown at our secure farms and greenhouses. Guaranteed to be free of foreign contaiminates and particles. Found in the secure locked area of your favorite highway marketplace.