M.O.D. Civil Defense Guide. How to Survive a dragon attack.

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>>> System Admin <<< Well well well, lookie at this old drek.
Ministry of Defense
Civil Defense Guide
How to Survive a dragon attack.
Since the return of magic to our human world, and the awakening of long sleeping beings of questionable origin and power. Several said creatures herein to be referred to as dragons, have been identified as having made attacks on several cities as well as engaging in acts of terrorism.
>>> An orc named Johnny <<< "Our human world", what is this? Some humanis shyte?
Known attacks to date attributed to identified dragons.
The destruction of Tehran by Aden. The loss of EuroAir Flight 329 by Sirrurg. The burning of the airship Lothar Spath by Kaltenstein.
There are numerous incidents from across the world of towns being attacked when a dragon awakens from it's slumber. When dragons fight one another there is collateral damage against innocents.
>>> A Welsh Farmer <<< We know what to do when they wake up. We take them down with our guns. Shotguns work well. <<<
>>> Dragon Girl <<< I am going to find you and poison your ewes, you dirty sheep shagger.
When you see a dragon and fear it may be on the rampage. Take cover. Go to the lowest floor of your building. Perferably into the cellar or a vault. If you are in your residence have a prepositioned stock of supplies. Non perishable food. Water. Fully charged devices and backup batteries.
When sheltering stay in place and do not leave until you hear an all clear siren or are directed by the appropriate civil defence forces.
In the event that the RAF shoots a dragon down. You are instructed to avoid coming into contact with any physical remains of the creature. No dragon to date has submitted to a proper medical examination to determine what if any possible pathogens it may possess that might prove to be harmful to humanity.
>>> Lab Rat <<< Umm righty right, as if you truly think I am going to go up to a dragon and ask him or her to give a sample in either a petri dish or vial.