Queen's Guard

The Queen's Guard is a wonderful team that keeps the Royal Residences safe and secure as well as providing security and ensuring the public safety. They also look fit and proper, dapper and dashing in their resplendent uniforms.   The safety of Her Majesty Queen Caroline and the rest of the royal family is their primary duty. No fuss or questions asked, if you pose a threat you are removed with extreme prejudice by the most expedient means at hand. When on protection detail the Guard is authorized the use of deadly force.   The Guard when protecting the residences has the duty of keeping unwanted intruders out of the premises as well as preventing vandalism and other damages from would be antagonists who protest the Queen and her policies. Members of the Guard will use truncheons and batons in these instances before engaging with lethal force. Members of the Guard standing a post in ceremonial uniform will generally shout as there are armed guard always nearby. The guard also has the right to shove aside anyone who blocks their parade progression and marching.   It is always amusing when some muppet stands in the way of the Guard and is kicked to the side of the pathway or pavement. To hear their pathetic cries of pain and shock brings joy to my little cold black heart.  Then there are those fools that think they can place their grubby greasy chip oil smelling hands on the Guards and horses. It brings joy and a round of applause when a horse kicks or bites some arse that got to close.   The Guards that one should pay special attention to are the ones in the High Medieval armor. Yes it looks splendid and shiny however it is worn to hide their cyberware. These blokes are quick, strong and deadly. They can take you out before you even know it or become aware that you are about to end.    Enjoy your stay in London, our lovely capital and world class city.

Cover image: by Blue Fairy 74

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