by Photo Illustration DW
>>>SYSTEM LOGIN 17 USERS<<<
>>>Babsky<<< Greetings brothers and sisters, the subject of today's discourse is the figure above known only as the General. What intelligence have you gathered so we can expose this person?
>>>Comrade Red<<< The target was born pre-awakening in the former United States. Apparently became awakened, then emigrated to the UK.
>>>Trotsky Lives<<< No working or social connections, target is an extremely private person.
>>>Stalin III<<< Appeared during the Second Battle of Berlin in late 2032. Was told to go home for being to old. Here it becomes muddy, apparently the General transformed and become much younger. Then took command of one of the local garrisons in Central District. Some how raised an army of spirits of fallen soldiers from the Second World War, in particular those of the Gewaffen SS Charlemange Division. Used them unfairly and with cowardness to sweep the glorious Neo-Soviet lines back to Poznan. Then the Nightwraith incident happened forcing an armistice.
>>>Bandaid<<< The General is not a blood sucker. Or an immortal elf. Just a powerful mage with advanced healing mojo. This may be the General's source of income. We speculate the General provides magic life extension to corporate and government figures in exchange for political and military favors.
>>>SYSTEM ALERT<<<
>>>INTRUSION ALERT<<<
>>>12 USER LIFE SIGNS TERMINATED<<<
>>>SYSTEM COMPROMISED<<<
>>>SYSTEM SHUTDOWN DENIED<<<
>>>Babsky<<< Help! Black IC is in ever node!
>>>Stalin III<<< IdIla mea t ude atTTK
>>>SYSTEM USERS FORCIBLY LOGGED OUT<<<
>>>SYSTEM USERS TRACED<<<
>>>SYSTEM DATA COMPLETE DOWNLOAD AND DELETION<<<
>>>SYSTEM SHUTDOWN<<<
Stasi 9 is governed by nine individuals each with a specific task.
Defense
Enlightenment
Persuasion
Entanglement
Counterpart
Procurement
Legality
Public
Spendlove
The greater European restoration.
Unknown but rumored to be funded by corporate and government black ops and budgets that are on working terms within the framework of a European restoration.
Suspected of gathering intelligence through spying, blackmail, extortion. Targeting anti-corporate factions, left leaning political parties and individuals.
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