5427022506 Burn after reading
TL/DR: TPLC™ has very recently paid out huge bonuses to its executive team, and purchased a executive vacation property on the shores of Tyler's Twins. This layout was in excess of a million Stilton Ounces1 of gold.
TPLC™ must be doing very well, indeed.
1 A Stilton Ounce is a standardized measurement adopted for weighing precioous metals and gems. It is based on the weight of carob seeds.
1 A Stilton Ounce is a standardized measurement adopted for weighing precioous metals and gems. It is based on the weight of carob seeds.
Purpose
This is an intelligence report ordered by the Skyscraper.
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Caveats
Disregard after 36 hours.
Legal status
Burn after reading.
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