5427022506 Burn after reading

TL/DR: TPLC™ has very recently paid out huge bonuses to its executive team, and purchased a executive vacation property on the shores of Tyler's Twins. This layout was in excess of a million Stilton Ounces1 of gold.   TPLC™ must be doing very well, indeed.  
1 A Stilton Ounce is a standardized measurement adopted for weighing precioous metals and gems. It is based on the weight of carob seeds.

Purpose

This is an intelligence report ordered by the Skyscraper.

Document Structure

Caveats

Disregard after 36 hours.

Legal status

Burn after reading.
Type
Report, Intelligence
Medium
Paper
Signatories (Organizations)

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