Binton V. Carlsbaad

Binton Verne Carlsbaad- Quarl

Binton was once a curious, boisterous, and overly confident wizard who managed to teleport himself into a very bad situation one night after a double-dog-dare and way too much dharak.

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

He is grossly underweight, having only had water and a tannish, grayish goop that is dispensed from a tube once a day.

Body Features

Binton is grossly underweight...skinny enough to squeeze through standard cell doors.

Facial Features

Craziest eyes you ever did see, junior.

Identifying Characteristics

One of the only words he remembers is his first name, and he shouts it at the top of his lungs at random intervals.

Mental characteristics

Personal history

Binton was a wierd kid, who grew into a strange man who had very few (if any) friends. He teleported himself past a locked and guarded door, once, and as far as we know he is there to this day. The location of the bunker was lost long ago.
He has tried to kill himself many, many times over the centuries, only to find himself healed and waking up the next morning. It is one of the cruelest fates imaginable, and Binton has not handled it well.

Gender Identity

He is so far beyond the need for sex that it is impossible to overstate.

Education

Binton went to the the music conservatory at The Bardic College Campus.

Employment

Binton was a self-employed 'adventurer', when he disappeared.

Mental Trauma

He has been imprisoned, with plenty of running water but no food, for 7,400~ years. He has gone quite insane.

Intellectual Characteristics

His mind is far too fractured to have any discernable characteristics.

Morality & Philosophy

Morality is a...oh, who am I kidding? He's king banana nut bread, himself.

Taboos

Nopers.

Personality Characteristics

Motivation

He would love to be able to die. Any time now, says he.

Alignment

Chaotic Nuetral

Current Status

Crazy AF

Current Location

Craysilt

Date of Birth

12 Fedus

Year of Birth

2200 TK 7776 Years old

Circumstances of Birth

Reg'lar ole scholar

Birthplace

Paxander du Lach

Current Residence

Queen Lorraine's Bunker

Sex

Male

Gender

He is not sure anymore

Presentation

Crazy AF

Eyes

Crazy AF; pale gray

Hair

Long, stringy and white/gray

Skin Tone/Pigmentation

Pale, leathery, white skinned human

Height

5'4"

Weight

102 lbs. (grossly underweight)

Quotes & Catchphrases

• "biiiiin-TUN!"
• "snarl-gurgle-copper-schmagg!"
• "You can't say nothing isn't you asshole!"

Belief/Deity

His thoughts are too disorganized to adhere to any one religion

Known Languages

He has forgotten any but the most rudimentary language.

Character Prototype

Methusela+Wendigo