The Celestial Calendar

Purpose

The organization of minutes, hours and days into manageable chunks of reality. Soul-crushing, boring ole reality is far too dangerous for a mortal to try to comprehend. Far easier to just obey the rules, and then everything will be just fine.

Document Structure

Caveats

The Dwarves and Gnomes have calendars differing somewhat in incremental breakdown, but mathematically they all work out to be the same at the end of the solar year.

References

There are more references to ancient religions and long lost planets in the Celestial Calendar than all of the fiction texts in the Great Library in Greynor.

Publication Status

Every-fucking-where, dude.

— Stevie Vekhet

Legal status

"You don't use the calendar? What're you, stoopit?"

The The Celestial Calendar is the most prevalent calendar on the planet Tellus

Historical Details

Background

The backgrounds are almost always pictures of sexy beings. Tiefling firemen, for instance; or nearly naked human women posing alluringly on land vehicles. 

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Also, I mean, halflings! Ammiright?

— Pearlina Seraphinia, first Halfling Queen

History

No one has ever delved into the origins of the calendars of the world.

Public Reaction

Ambivalent. It's like their eyes, or noses; they've just always been there.

Legacy

It has fostered great teamwork and interaction-and everything that entails-amongst multitudes.

Term

The calendar is forever! Just ask the Mayans...

Type

Decree, Royal

Medium

Vellum / Skin

Authoring Date

Unknown

Ratification Date

Unknown

Expiration Date

Ummm...what?

Myth

The Old man and the Sea

Authors

• Col Arendarensai
• Oghma
• Po Arendarensai
• The Captain