TransPax Luxury Coach Company
A trip to long remember, TransPax Rail™ aims to make every moment aboard our coaches and boats not only pleasant, but life affirming. And, if we must say so ourselves, it seems to be working out quite well indeed.
Starting off in Craysilt, our flagship line opened, officially, this past Janus (5427NG) to rave reviews and standing ovations, with one young rail goer even going so far as to call it the "...best time of my young life!" The ribbon cutting, and small parade and picnic afterward, were patronized by the entire surviving Hartunian Family, Princess Jessica Grey, and the High King]! We were deeply honored by their inimitable presence.
Trayvon the Lighthearted has been quoted as calling it "...the ride of my lifetime! Quick hello to Sharla, Sheryl, Sharilyn and Mobius...keep it weird my dudes!"
Fine dining and Maths Music have gone hand in glove since our forbears first put fire to meat. Acid, salt and heat all combine to provide with a sensuous experience that is only available to those who savor fine dining as the master connoisseurs amongst our passengers will savor the bottle of Pops's™ Sauvignon Blanc that will be waiting for you every single morning of your luxuriant trip! Drinks and amenities are found almost everywhere you turn, and there is a magical delight...a wonderful fusion of culinary genius and magical prowess...called soft serve; one pumps it into one's cone as one would pump a mug of good stout into one of the steins so beloved by common people.
The train passes through some of the most rugged and beautiful terrain in the entire world. "Stunning..." is a word recently used by one of our high profile guests; none other than Flueder F. Lamm, Mayor of the entire burrough of Alexandria! They say the wilds will leave their mark, and so they will, once you have sampled the locally caught game and fish.
Every stop along the way is designed to bring our guests to new and different possibilities. Themed dinners and day trips to the local swimming holes and attractions are just some of the wild country we will be bringing to you. Can you handle the adventure? Or, if that is not what suits, there are a myriad of shops, ale houses, taverns and restaurants to choose from, all of which boast the best of the best in culinary engineering.
Culture
The company is one of courteous professionalism. There is always an unobtrusive valet lurking somewhere, ready to jump to a nearby passenger's assistance; with anything from a light for their cigar, to towels folded and rolled like an elephant.
Assets
The Hartunian Family owns all of the companies that provide the raw materials for the railroad and boat service. The Railway owns the companies that process the raw materials.
History
The brain child, and business baby of Lydia Hartunian, the corporation's paperwork was signed in early 5426.
Your comfort is our pleasure!
Founding Date
5426
Type
Corporation, Entertainment
Alternative Names
The Party Train
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Ruling Organization
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