Whoopie Cushion

An air bladder with an occluded airway egress, forcing a flatulent sound through a small opening on one side. It is, by far, the most popular joke item on the market, followed closely by the Handshake Shocker and the patented Itchy Eddy's Itching Cream Extra Itchy Jock Strap. Shock your jock friends when you swap out their sports-wear for this patented joke-wear!

Mechanics & Inner Workings

It a latex air bladder with an occluded neck at one point through which air can be blown, but cannot easily escape. When the bladder is squeezed, it forces the air through the neck and a rubber check valve, creating a fair facsimile of a farting noise.

Manufacturing process

Molds, heat, and lots of manual labor is involved in their production, but it pays for all of the kids to go to school...

History

Invented by the Stevie-V Joke Company in 5427NG.

Significance

These whoopie cushions are utterly insignificant, and therein lies their brilliance! At least, according to the company literature.

Item type

Toy

Creation Date

Janus, 5427NG

Rarity

Common.

Weight

2 oz.

Dimensions

8" Diameter

Base Price

1 cp

Raw materials & Components

Made entirely of the elastic tree sap from certain trees in the equatorial climes, the toys are manufactured by hand in a workshop run by Wharf Rats