"...did you give my girlfriend tits, Bej-Amel." -- Nota
"the deeply romantic blurrgch sound effect" -- Parker
"As I said, if I joined earlier with the rest, it wouldn't have been a level playing field." -- Captain Throatgoat
"Oh hush. We're UNION MEN now." -- Lej-Ayle
"... you've got to be kidding. I just got out of a leadership position..." -- Captain Throatgoat
"Lethal self defense measures deactivated. I hope you have enjoyed this demonstration of Jurrney's committment to security!" -- Parker
"Well, ah reckon that's them skellington lads who are making such a fuckus up top." -- Bej
"one more worse, for me? for the GM?" -- Kowboat
"i forgot to get a more subdued theme for rey so please enjoy some bloodborne at like 25% volume" -- Kowboat
"I GOT LAID IN KOSCHEI AND ALL I GOT WAS SAND IN MY..." -- Ilos's Shirt
"W-welll... I, uh, thought this was a flirting thing... but it turned out t'be a hostage thing..." -- Layle
"The best is when you can get a whole appendage off! They get real mad!" -- Everyone's Favorite New Character
"Bej, why th' fuck can't anythin' around you be normal?" -- Tammy
"pantsless moleman accepts the apology meat" -- Kowboat
"She WHAT" -- Bejsephone
"Ladies. I assure you, there is enough of me to go around." -- Parsnip
"YEAH! YEAH, SMEAR! NECK SNAP, BABY!" -- Audience Member
"I suppose there's no official government body, but we may be presented with an even more difficult challenge. Enthusiasts." -- Parker
"We're gamers." -- Rile-Lee
"... right. One choccy milk, comin' up." -- Barkeep
"does gruz accept sexual favors for leniency" -- Bej-Amel