Buckington Beaver
Captain/Pilot Buckington Beaver (a.k.a. Bucky)
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the pilot of a ship called Auger
In Halfworld around Terra born and raised
On the highway was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all drivin some trucks outside of the school
When a piece of shit rabbit who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got framed for a crime and the cops got scared
They said 'You're movin' with Switch and Koshka to Auger'
I toiled and troubled in the yard all day
But they packed my suit case and sent me on my way
They gave me a ship and then they gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
Junker class, yo this is bad
Drinking pine juice out of a chipped coffee glass.
Is this what the people of Auger living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're legal, sane and all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the pilot of Auger
Well, the spaceship landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Auger'
I pulled up to the ship about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the pilot of Auger
Bucky is a reckless, waterdynamic pilot with a penchant for speed and friendship.
Current Location
Quivering in rage in a hell casino
Alignment
Chaotic Good
Age
5(in beaver years)
Children
Gender
Male
Eyes
Black
Hair
Everywhere
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Fur
Height
1'2"
Weight
30
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