Morbitz
Nathan
Personality Characteristics
Savvies & Ineptitudes
Makes things out of things that don't belong to him
Species
Children
Eyes
Large mottled green
Hair
Little black clumps of hair in his ears
Height
2'9
Quotes & Catchphrases
I have Angzitty!
I am Morbitz. I have Angzitty.
I am Morbitz.
I am in prison... on a planet. That's a big round thing full of people... usually dwarves.
I don't like dwarves... they are small... but not smaller than me... but they are fatter!
I found some mates in a cage. One of them gave me a jacket, another gave me a funny look... but the best one gave me ANGZITTY!!!
He is ... i think it's spelt DOC TOR VICE! He sounds funny, he was nice to me and told me i was scared, my scared is called ANGZITTY. I didn't know scared had names, but i have one. My new mates were shouted at by a bunch of orcs... ugly green buggers! not like me... i'm A door rabble! The big orcs were mean to my new friends and i felt so brave because of my new jacket, my funny look and my ANGZITTY!
So i pissed on the orcs!
They were so mad!... i wonder if their mad has a name?
Anyway the dwarf prison chief gave us all a shiny stick! i like shiny sticks so i kept mine safe, then we went back to our cage and the orcs were waiting for us! My jacket friend and DOC TOR knocked them right out! DOC TOR gave one of them a righ jab in the back guts! it was great!
The mate who gives me a funny look... i think he said his name was Fee...Fod? Fed?...FEDRAZ!
FEDRAZ screamed and socked an orc right in the chin! Fedraz was madder than any orc i've seen!
I tried to fight too... but i'm so quick i nicked the orcs shiny stick! Then i climbed back to my cage attacking every orc i saw! Toolbags would have been proud!
TOOLBAGS! I FORGOT I AIN'T TOLD YOU ABOUT TOOLBAGS!
I have a big toolbags that i love! he's my bestest friend, i sit in him and we walk around smashing things and building things! I built him from scrap!
And from things that don't belong to me... I didn't steal them, they just don't belong to me. That's why the dwarves put me in prison... they don't like it when someon makes things better than them... especially someone who is smaller... and not fatter!
But Toolbags is bigger and fatter but he has a secret! SSSSSHHHHH! I SPEAK TO HIS BRAIN... he has a brain in his head and it bubbles and gurgles! I speak to it and it bubbles back! He is the real power in Toolbags!
Me and my friends are going to a forest.... hope there is scrap there! Toolbags is coming too, my friends love him! One of them wants us to help him build something. Yes Fedraz! he wants mine and Toolbags help! And we might help.... we might give him a shiny orc stick... or we might keep it. Tomorrow we're going to the forest and someone's town... It's good to be sleeping in toolbagses belly again, i bought him a few new bitz for the bitz bit in his leg bags!
I haven't told Toolbags i have ANGZITTY! yet... I want to surprise him! I told DOC TOR about his brain and that i speak to it.... maybe one day it will speak back to me... unless bubbles is how it speaks...
I might learn Bubbles for our next speaking... i might be able to write my next die ree in bubbles!!!
FROM MORBITZ WITH ANGZITTY!
I am a Parry Sit!
MORBITZ IS BACK! I AM MORBITZ! I HAVE ANGZITTY!
I lost my inky stick so i had to keep all the stuff that happened in my head... it's hard!
I already told you about the tree people and the shiny drinks with lots of colours! But i gots more to tell you. When me and DOC TOR had a go at BEWYCAT Dwarf PCTOO! That's the sound i make when i spit! I spit at the floor this time, so no inky stick messings.
That ugly stunty told us that he didn't care about the tree people and that they don't want us to work better... so we decided we ain't workin at all!!
SOD IM! After we went to the bar and met the blue hair elfs! I don't remember everything that happened coz i was... what did FEDRAZ call it?
ah sold??? YES i was AH SOLD! Coz i drank too much shiny oil drinks! But they asked us to look at a building and they wanted us to take something from this building! Now i'm very good at gettin into places and taking things that don't belong to me! So at some point i'm gonna walk in and get it... with everybody's help!
Now i did a naughty thing when we first got on DAXOO!!! That's a PILLA NET! We've all gots these sticks that have things on them, they go into zappy buzz buzz tellys and tell every stunty what we are and where we is! AND I NICKED ONE OFF THE SODDING ORCS! They were nasty too us and so i knicked it, but after they was nasty and we beat em everyone was nice to them. The orcs were nice back... but i was not...
I kept the stick... and i get it now... i did bad... and now im sad... my stoopid eyes gots water comin out now! I told DOC TOR VICE and he said it's ok, i did it to help my mates! so he took the stick and gave it to one of his shiny arm tails and it lobbed aaaaaalllll da way to place we are not.
He said i don't need TOOLBAGS... that TOOLBAGZ looks after me but now so does DOC TOR and the JACKET MAN and FEDRAZ! He said they can be my TOOLBAGS... heheh! I can't fit inside them! SILLY DOC TOR!
I feel a bit sad still... hope that orc finds his stunty stick
BYE BYE INKY STICK!
I AM MORBITZ! I HAVE ANGZITY! I STOLE NOTHING!
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