Kuwaya Gawonii's Resume

Kuwaya Gawonii's Resume

23 Harishof St.
Boston Massachusetts, 02121
[phone]
[email protected]

Objective

To become the first quantum physicist to directly observe dark matter

Education

Harvard University
M.D., May 2039
Valedictorian
Harvard University
Ph.D. in Music Theory, December 2037
Applying Quantum Theory to a New Form of Music. Music, v. 7832, April 2037.
Magna Cum Laude
California Institute of Technology (Caltech)
Ph.D. in Quantum Physics, May 2035
On the Detection of Dark Matter. Science, v. 8624, May 2035.
Summa Cum Laude
California Institute of Technology (Caltech)
B.S. in Physics, May 2031
Valedictorian

Work Experience

Skeezy's Skateboards
932 Glenville Ave.
Boston Massachusetts
May 2037 - August 2037
Letter of Reference available upon request

Skills

Computer Programming, Spanish Fluency, Systems Analysis, Mathematics, Medical Coding, Writing, Data Analysis, Search Engine Optimization, Electrical Engineering, Problem Solving, Adaptability, Collaboration, Strong Work Ethic, Time Management, Critical Thinking, Self-Confidence, Handling Pressure, Leadership, Creativity, Decision Making ,Planning, Adaptability

"Bachelor in Physics at the age of 10."
"Yep."
"Ph.D. in Physics at the age of 14."
"Yep."
"Only Magna Cum Laude for his Ph.D. in Music?"
"The professors had to get a physicist to explain his research to them."
"Betcha his professors loved him."
"Nope."
"Heh. Brilliant work?"
"Yep."
"What's with the M.D.?"
"He was bored."
"And?"
"That's it. He was bored."
"Oh. Did he just copy and paste a skill list from the web?"
"Probably."
"Wonderbar. Please tell me we have a better candidate."
"Not really."
"Gods, I need a drink."

— Meng Tu and Russell Pemble of the Institute for Quantum Research

Type

Resume

Medium

Digital Recording, Text

Authors

• Kuwaya Gawonii