Jasper
05/19/24
We start on the 3rd level; Chad fines shiny dusty room/tombs tries to lift shit., pissing on shit. Lots of murder.
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05/05/24-Eletric Skull Girlie
Kasara beats mouth ppl-no combat just burn it down. Meet scientist woman Trenzia. Chad steps on electric plates. Remember get feat spell sniper in two levels. We kill the skull and flesh monster. Long rest equip despell magic. Attacked by skull who came back to life. Skull put in magic floor hole. Me and rock try to break through to the soul. Took memory's of hallister for Raven Queen. Chad mines cooper and add to inventory. Hal kills his frienimey Rex. Take short bow and 20 arrows. Enter next level, lvl 4.
04/07/24
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03/10/24- The Rock Tots
Can Halith die?
Meet humans/drow? in the next room over. Asked what our poison or Murder or sex? Chad offers to fight. Main girl has spider like feats. Jas tells via telepath she wants her uncounious to get her memories. She wants to make money for zanathar. We agree to find a key for a favor-introduce to guild?
Kill haliths friend/bitch. Explore "secret tunnelllll" Chad guniea pig for magic arch way. Then rock.
Rock and chad fight rust minsters
02/25/24
Multiple weeks later;
Watching out for thingies. Oh there's tentacle thingies.
New room- dragon Skellington's.
Trying to remove cure on crown guy. Rock bein sus tryin look at it. I sneak from behind to remove curse. It seems it is not a curse. I flirt to try and get out of it lol. I make rock invisible and he takes it off. We move forward. Defeat jelly cube boi.
Talk to dead guy;
Who are you? - Saalman
What are you doing here? - I am dead
What happened? - I died
Likes turtles
Rock chad and kesara murks blood bears. ;
01/21/24 Less And Less, More
We try to go grab Chad and have to talk to Yecovivk the tall. Lead by a goblin into a zombie thing that we need to attack. Mad blood bears and enemies. We murk all them rip
01/07/24- BEAAAAANSSS
Map west wall, middle rom 10 sq ft open pit, we hear movement. We meet Halith the ghosts in the hole. Super friendly, its sus. Is a "revent", ghost whom mission is incomplete. I throw rope down down and have Chad hold it. Find hidden door to a new room. "squabbling goblins". Status life size dwarf king w/ second head and war hammer. Attacking Bug/blood bears. Now we montage kill all the goblins. We explore more. Many statues. Rock trys to take staff and statue attacks. Kisara murk's the mimic. We move on down to the next level. Goblins with stalls! Chad attacks the merchants. He's downed handcuffed and dragged to NE room.
12/30/23
Rock encourages Chad to sit on spicy throne. Jas casts guidance. Rock and jas finds mirror. Found empty room other side. Find bug bears hey run. Fishy hole
12/17/23-Cad's Ass Checks Clappin
Starts with my turn i cast guardian of faith. My turn again i attack melee and fail. Then i cast spiritual weapon with moonlight strike. Evil guy dead- short rest.
Walked thru door heard troll stealth tf up while C Hjad's ass checks clap. Inflict wounds to a kick to the balls/dick. Used up 2/10 torches in kit. Killed trolls w/ fire.
Weapon to hit is prof and strength to roll
spell attack is abi mod and prof
12/02/23
Find hole 1in dimeter few inch's above floor. Rock sees it is a hall way. Wyvern throne room found. Fight some bitches. Let go bandit-actor howareyou. Long rest. More rooms-throne wand. Trap wand? Rock gives me trap wand x2, wand of wonder.
Fish chest/ceiling poison room Voldemort adkvanananana trap wand to show trap door. exit, ak to mlion statue room. Right bottom room with large shit stirring. Chad decided he HAS to go in there. Note for next time-heal Chad. My turn when we start.
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11/05/23-PeePee Coins
Dungoning continues. Chad is dumb as rocks. Chad finds crack in wall, and a cock roach. Find room with orbs and Skellington's. Runes on arch/pillar. Congration magick. I stick my head thru arch . a bolt of raw wild energy shoots at me and i take 25 damage. Short rest 7 5 3 2 2 3 6 3 6 7. infernal "talk to me" written on the wall. Molding bones south wall. Alcove east teefling skill with the words over it. Kesara tried to talk and nothing happened. We move on. Stone staute of nude woman. Nothing on nude woman statue. Possible knocked off head. We take tiny hallway bac k to the main 4 hallway cross way. Rock picks up glow sword. Light saber sword. Brain bird w/ tentacles (grell) appears. I use channel divinity. We defet the weird brain birds. Sealth attack non so hidden guy. Head comes flying off. Chad finds a closet. He is in the closet. Chad is in the closet with plates. 3 male status in plate armor. Bones of golbin in front. More attacky come. We murked the fake vampires. I steal 7 gold. Gained a kinky ring. Put it on.
10/29/23 Boxing With Shadows
Tunnel leads south and barges east. Shields with graffiti. Stairs room with pillars. 9x4x3 recess carving of demon. Skellington on floor pointing towards nalphenichy demon south wall.
Attackd by mirrors or something? Obi had a pieces of wood with nails and i didnt hear. Chad defeated it. He apologies. Twirks in mirror and checks in mirror. There is nothing. Dead end for resting to the north. Me and rock checks out doors in the middle east. We open at the same time. Attack!!!! We be fightin mad goblins. I be missin. Kesaras shield is giant. Door opens and more shit comes thru. I cast bless and contiune to use my spiritual weapon. This is where we end.
10/15/23- BBL And Going Into The Passovers
Rocks master started walking for the temples. We take the pussy carpet to the blackthorn house hold. Chad decides not to ride the pussy carpet. Rock wanted poster 10,00 gold. Wanted for black magic. We continue to make our way. Bathwater forges a bond-Chad.
-interlude talking back BBL porn stars-
On forth to the blackthorn mansion. Rock fuckes with his link black hole. He trys to fist it, unsuccessful. Askes Chad to wear black hole sheet. He looks spooky AF. Rock says Chad looks like a pussy (magic = pussy as per Chad" Black hole sucks in air once placed on the floor. Successful fisting by Rock. Sticks head in hole. All he sees is magical darkness. Rock goes into it. Bag of holding crosses and everything fades out of reality. Bye rock!
Rocks POV- infinite plane o slivery mist and glowing orbs. Just floating in infinity. Moves slowly. Thinking about moving, you can move. Spit into astro plane and spits put items. -Tess un-does this. Rock remembers to take off the bag of holding. Its called a portable hole 10x10 ft. to store things/people in. It sucks like a vacuum.
Rock exits the pussivurse. Organizing bag of holding large items in to the black hole.
Rock gives Jas the folded hole.
Wake up in the morning feeling like P-Ditty. Rock goes to talk to Daddy blackthorn. Rock asked favor, *gives 2,000 platty bois* asked to use money to feed orphans. *Gives another 1,000*. Chad antagonizes. Rock tells about the kids in the house we bought, take care of them. We get rations and water and put into black hole. Chad, chads. We depart from the Blackthorn residence. Crit fail at a intimidating handshake. Heads to temple of Cadry. In Zadis? Rock asked if there are any mages to transport us magic. We goin on a trip... to the dungeon...one month w/o pussy carpet.
A week long journey. 5 days in Chad get belly aches. Chad struggles to shit, but finally comes out the unwish gem. Jas is dumbfounded, without words. Rock is also without words. Chad throws un-wish stone over shoulder. Rock grabs it (wish cloth) and puts in the black hole. Goes to dungon.
09/24/23-Rock gettin his ass BEAT.
Chad starts to eat all the flowers on sale and rock pays for them.
Some snot nose kid stole my wallet. Ulon offers poor kid sunflower to eat.
Follow Rock to mothers grave.
Chad leave hand eaten sunflower on grave. Jas cleans up the grave area. Rock does him thing.
We walk to Rocks old home. Father elf mother human. Father left to buy cigs and ever came back. Mother died soon after due to illness. Rock was poor orphan.
Rocks home- Slums of fabric, 1/2 bedroom. Small home.
Rock offers to buys home from family. Also puts them to work for a patty each.
Hunting for Rocks possible dad at the Inn. We go into the wealthy part of town for the Inn.
Rock goes in back to talk to bar keeps. Chad and Jas drink. Jas steals a few bottles wine.
Jas is wasted. We meet rocks “master”, Risheen. Rock gave 10 gold. -2 for chickens. 8 gold left.
Rock battles master Risheen. Jas pew's at every blow. Rock got his ass beat.
09/10/23-Pussy Carpet
Rock gave me a very beautiful blood stone and a gold shield with a symbol of Soru.
Attuned to shield 2/3 slots left.
Void of serenity doesn’t want him to come with him and wants us to return blackthorn home.
Serity is in carvalia.
Steal memories takes 10 min ritual. Jaz starts ritual. Steals memories from Void successfully. Look for Mercure.
Teleport to bring Blackthorn home.
Tells group about taking memories.
Persp check for animals for shed when all he smelt was his own armpits lol.
Blackthorn lives in a vineyard mansion. Jay likes it.
Enter his house. Old man-fine tailored suit.
Goes to take bath w/ Rock stealthily. Super awkward flirting.
Dinner with he Black Thorns. Chads being chad.
Jaz learns rock and cesura are “Black Wings”
Rock catches me and chad up on black wings history.
Learns rock works with shadow daddy diygonies.
Jas surprised Rock fought Uncle Strad and won.
Sends note to raven queen to search freyas memories for tomb of horrors.
Goes shopping in near by town. West side of city. Fields. Wooded roads, thick forest up until mile from city. Farmland cheep houses outside of wall that surrounds the city.
Busy city, crowded buildings. Wood astectic trees everywhere.
Buys half plate armor.
Back Story
The raven queen choose me to join her as a very young child. She raised me very well and to be her right hand. As a child I grew up with the Mycur, Strad being like an uncle to me. I do not know who my birth family are. I have a raven whom I am very close with and also helps me communicate with the Raven queen. My best friends' name is Aragon. He its a spell caster and also my best friend, basically a brother to me as we grew up together. Hes a guard for the Raven queen when hes not out on quests with me. Although he went on a quest with out me sometime ago and refuses to tell me anything about it. High key so annoying. Anyways, ive been studying the ways of the Raven queen for-EVER. I quest on finding memories for the Raven queen. It feels so good to make her happy. Kyle- fuckin Kyle- went on a quest with Aragon and I. He ended up stealing some important memories for the Raven queen and deserted us. It's a sore subject. (1/3 of memories gathered were stolen.