The Ballad of Destruction of Castle Krag

Gather 'round, ye all, and hear my tale
Of the heroes who fought and did not fail
Nyx, Galrik, Cora, Sneatcha, Valna, Cannella and Thundur
Their courage and might, oh, it makes me shudder!

The Zhentarian army was on the way
With a magical gate to enter Waterdeep that day
But our heroes had a plan, and they did not stray
From their mission to stop them, come what may

Nyx set a trap with her delayed blast fireballs
And the barbarians brought Friac's alchemist bombs
Cora used her druidic powers to transport them
Through a tree to the gate's pillars, without a qualm

The explosion was massive, oh, what a sight!
It caused a secondary magical blast of light
And Castle Krag, it was destroyed that night
Raining down Zhentarian body parts with all its might

But our heroes did not stop there, no siree
They fought on and on, with bravery
And they drove the Zhentarian army to flee
All thanks to Nyx, Galrik, Cora, Sneatcha, Valna, Cannella and Thundur, the mighty seven

So raise a glass to these heroes so bold
Whose courage and strength will never grow old
And let their legend be forever told
Of the day they stopped the Zhentarian army's hold!