Common Curse Words and Insults

Mishswoot! - An insult to the target’s parents, saying that their mother married a pig so that somebody would find her out of their league.
You’re like a wingless albatross! - Meaning that the person had opportunity to venture, but they lost that chance due to their laziness.
“You have the subtlety of a brick and the social graces of a rockfish.”
“You’re so childish, that your genitalia must be as small as a Hot Ships airship miniature.”