Uriel the Guard
- Marksman McMarksalot: Never misses, puts the "fear" in "fearsome spear."
- Human Pincushion: Collects arrows like they're going out of style, but hey, at least they're souvenir-sized.
- Walking Bullseye: Accuracy like a laser, charisma like... well, a pointy stick.
- Spear Whisperer: Talks to his weapon, claims it talks back. Maybe he's just really good at listening.
- One-Man Wall of Steel: Deflects attacks like a medieval disco ball, never breaks a sweat (or a formation).
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