Dwarf McDwarverson
Naturally.
Specifically, Atrya's dwarves, in the era of the Vigilantes and the overthrow of the King of Atrya. McDwarverson lent his forces to the Vigilantes' war efforts, and was granted the title of Minister of Taxation by Ragnar Volaris upon their victory in return.
Recruiting McDwarverson for the war effort was nearly a challenge, as at the time, the party had secured the allegiance of a black dragon to aid in the final siege on the capitol, and, as everyone knows, dwarves don't like dragons. To which concern Heimdall replied: "Well, they've got four dragons. And we've got one dragon. Which we'll let you kill afterwards."
"I like you."
This promise was not honored, however, because Ragnar got a little power-hungry and beheaded the dragon himself after the battle, while the dwarves were busy having their fun with him. They were, needless to say, not pleased, crying out: "we had a deal!"
To which Ragnar so tactfully replied: "...here's your new one."
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