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Dawsian

Cosmological Views

Dawsians are a male only Achillean cult, devoted to the worship of goats, buttocks, and goat buttocks.   They believe that all knowledge is expelled from between the buttocks of the holy goat, Se. To gaze upon the dark hole and feel the gust of wisdom is considered a blessing.   Regularly bathing within the milk of spring onions somehow maintains their youthful appearances, well into their 60s. It is a secret from Se passed between the High Priests as to how this is accomplished.   On the rare occasions it is necessary for them to leave their shrines and onion fields, they wear only a loin cloth woven from goat's wool. This is almost always dyed pink, although none know why. Dawsians will not say.

Ethics

Nakedness is a sign of fully sharing Se's wisdom

Worship

Conducted completely naked and centred around a form of phallicism, the somewhat hedonistic worship practices occur within shrines to Se. These are always constructed from a series of rounded obelisks pointing to the sky and surrounding a pit so deep you cannot see the bottom. Arranged commonly into a ∞ to show the infinite wisdom within Se's hole, but sometimes a ɷ to reflect the multi dimensional nature of Se's buttocks.

Granted Divine Powers

High priests are said to be capable of interpretting the lightest of breezes emitted from their shrine as great fonts of knowledge. Blessed with understanding by Se himself.

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