The European

In Eastern Europe even the noblest of ideas (perhaps especially these) are inevitably corrupted and drawn into the service of cruelty and madness. While the inhabitants of Eastern Europe are generally fairly positive about joining the European Union, Ernest Unkowski has taken it to the extreme. Ernest was born in Gdansk, a major port on the Baltic Sea. His father was a sailor, and he visited Freedom City during the years in which Communism crumbled. When he returned home, he inspired his son with tales of heroes who fought for causes they believed it. Ernest’s father was a staunch Polish patriot and fervent believer in democracy and a pro-Western course for Poland.
His son inherited his belief in democracy and human rights, but not his patriotism. He’s seen much of “Europe” and the West through the lens of TV and his father’s fantastic tales, growing more and more dissatisfied with the harsh realities of unemployment, starvation, and widespread corruption. He became more and more obsessed with European federalism, seeing it as a cure to all the local ills, and when Poland finally joined European Union he began to take matters into his own hands. Rumors of the harsh training regimen at Claremont Academy inspired him to devote more and more time to perfect his own physical and mental abilities.
Ernest became a self-professed champion of European unity and universal brotherhood. Sadly, despite his claims, he is really just a violent terrorist. He has an irrational hatred of patriotism of all kinds and does everything to destroy its manifestations. He attacks celebrations of national holidays, heads of state, and any hero with a patriotic motif, often with lethal results. The EU and other pan-European organizations condemn him unanimously.