Yu Treebeard
Yu Treebeard (a.k.a. The Pandalorian (self given))
Mental characteristics
Personal history
In the year 215 of the Mizu Jidai, a totally average panda was born. He on the other hand did not see himself in this light. His father always had quite an ambiguous sense of morality, which he then inherited. His early life was utterly uneventful, however he always lies about it, mainly about killing dragons. His father became bored with daily life farming to sustain his existence, and so joined a band of marauders.
This drew the attention of local authorities as it was a bunch of country bumpkins attempting to be marauders. So after a short while his father was caught and imprisoned. After this Yu helped his mother on the farm, until she died of a sudden brain aneurysm. At this point, the incident with the goose occurred.
Following a certain period of this farming bullshit, he decided that indeed his father was right, so he packed his stuff and fucked off to see what happens. As he locked up the house and shouted 'Tally Ho' at no one in particular (there was no one around for miles in this part of [Yoon Suin , he just liked the sound of it). At this point, the incident with the goose occurred.
After some years on the road, he met a strange beggar on the road, that told him that he could teach him the ways of the universe (by smoking random herbs in a tiki-hut). Being completely useless and naive he accepted this generous offer. This beggar was indeed Lao Tsu. Yu followed this beggar up a mountain and studied being a monk, as one does.
At this point he also took up playing a lute and the piano for a lark, because being a monk is rather droll. After becoming a master of the lute and piano, he denounced the boring way of Taoism, which is rather boring, and left on his own once more. At this point, the incident with the goose occurred.
Yu met a strange eagle-headed man. He had learned a great many things from the man, most of which he cannot recall(they were high at the time). Yu came upon the realization that obviously the universe was created by a Spaghetti Monster.
After living a long life of generally fucking around, Yu met a beautiful woman, which when he retired with her to her chamber, drugged him. He woke up in a bamboo cage butt naked, being called Kitty. Upon telling them that he was not in any way related to felines but rather to canines, I proceeded to break the bamboo cage, and escaped in to Yuin Suin, being pursued by slug nobles.
At this point, the incident with the goose occurred.
Social
Family Ties
Yu has no living family left (that he cares to remember).
Religious Views
Yu is quite certain, and it should be obvious to anyone really, that the universe was created by a Giant Spaghetti Monster.
Divine Classification
Spaghetti Monster
Alignment
Chaotic Neutral
Current Location
Species
Year of Birth
215 MJ
53 Years old
Circumstances of Birth
It was unexpected birth.
Birthplace
Children
Current Residence
Nomad
Gender
male
Eyes
Grey
Hair
A black pony at the back of his head.
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Covered with panda hair on skin, black and white.
Height
7'3''
Weight
570 lbs
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