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I HATE THIS PROJECT

There is no more today in me. I'm out. At least I can blame someone. That smooth-talking vastlander. "Oh, why don't you just start an accreditation project before you've even resolved your apprenticeship?"
PLEASE MAY I SCREAM NOW AAAAAAAAAAUUEEEAGGHHSRRRRRUUUGGG
TIDES CURSE THE WORLD NOTHING MAKES SENSE
If the future of the Water Seekers depends on my ability to write a coherent sentence then the Eddy might as well blow up again
staring at all this word vomit around me, all i want to do is slash it to pieces
i spent two extra years in school just
so i could
explain things
what is wrong with
█████ why can't i EXPLAIN ___________________Allthesethoughts
"Of course you should leave home with a ridiculously overambitious project that will eat you alive, see you in a few years HA HA HA"
— my mentor who must secretly hate me
can'tmakeintowordS_____________________________IfI'msupposedtobesomurderingGOODatthisthenWHYisitsoflamingHARDtogetanyofitDONE

I WANT TO SMASH SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CANTGETHHEYRESTILLECAUSEIHAVECONDUITSBOVALFROMTIUPPORTFROMTAINSANDCAETICAN'TSTARELEASELOGANDDONTEVEREETOWITHOECTANDWHATFROMTHEALLNGHERE
BECAUSETOLDOFLOGSBSOREOVERTHETOGETAPPRUTWITHOUTSDERIDERCAPTHEISLESMEPTAINSWONTYATTHEEDDYSUNLESSIAGNHAVEAPROJLDCONTENTSAMIEVENDOIIEDISLES
I AM RUNNING IN CIRCLES
RAGE____________________CIRCLES____________________RAGE
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CIRCLESCIRCLES____________________RAGE
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CIRCLES
CIRCLES

CIRCLES
RAGE

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CIRCLES
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RAGE
CIRCLES
RAGE
RAGE
RAGE_______________
CIRCLES
RAGE_____________________________RAGE

MAKE IT STOP

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RAGE
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RAGE

CIRCLES
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CIRCLES
RAGE_____________RAGE__________________________RAGE__________________________RAGE__________________________RAGE
RAGE_____________CIRCLES_____________RAGE
RAGE_____________CIRCLES_____________RAGE

RAGE_____________CIRCLESCIRCLES
RAGECISCIRCLES______________RAGE__________________________RAGE
RAGE__________________________RAGE__________CIRCLES__________RAGE__________________________RAGE
ALL_YOU_SMUG_SELFISH_BOATBUTTS_CAN_GO_TAKE_A_DIVE_INTO_THE_DEEPS_FOR_ALL_I_CARE
______RIP________WhatamIsupposedtodowiththisabsolutemessofafilingsystem________constantlycleaningupaftersomeoneelseswreckage_________
i_miss_the_temper_room_so_much_right_now,_all_these_people_around

HOW_did_I_let_myself_talk_myself_into_this

___SPLAT_________KSHRRTTT________if_i_could_just_get_at_least_the_apprenticeship_thesis_raised_they_might_understand_it's_not_like_that ________________but_i_can't_get_a_n_y_w_h_e_r_e_with_the_project_until_i
THE
TO
__________what_is_the_whole_point_of_being_so_stingy_with_the_logs
________WHO_do_I_have_to_talk_to____WHAT_have_I_been_saying_wrong
why_can't_they_get_it_into_their_heads_that_kezlaf_is_DEAD_and_we_don't_want_the_unity_back_any_more_than_they_do!!!! _______________none_of_them_get_the_whole_i_have_to_SCREAM_and_HIT_THINGS ___WHACK
BOOM
WORK
______________________________________SMASH
can_____not_____deal_____with_____this
_stop______talking_THUD__to_______me

HAVE_______________________CRASH
SCREEEEEEEEEEEERECORDSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FROM



Ahhh... Wow, do I feel better. Wasted a lot of colored ink and duplicates, but worth it.

...I know I really should destroy all this, but just reading it over makes me grin some. So I'm going to hide it in my private files, and bring it out to look at whenever I feel myself starting to overheat. Just as a little favor to myself.

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Author's Notes

Just to be clear, this is my world's chronicler ranting, not me. The objective is to see how bad I can make an article look on purpose.

WAWAA 2024: Worst of World Anvil April 2024
Generic article | Apr 1, 2024

let's write some truly dire stuff for april 2024


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Apr 3, 2024 20:32

Too much color and those words are forming a hearth, but I'll admit that the letters escaping the page upset me. Hahahaha.

Apr 4, 2024 18:40

Thank you! (I think.) I hadn't realized how much fun it would be to make something look bad. I'm not even done yet. There will be more RAGE! Possibly more ranting. Certainly more words fleeing the confines of the article. >:D

From The River to The Ocean, a civilization grows up. Under them both lies The Deeps.
Apr 5, 2024 16:54 by Deleyna Marr

Love it! This is truly obnoxious. I'm impressed! It takes talent to make it look that bad!!!

Deleyna
May 3, 2024 04:58 by Lauren

Truly horrendous! I love it! Those captains better give the chronicler a little assistance. I don't think he/she/they are doing well. xD I have extra peppermint tea that I'm willing to share. It doesn't stop boatbutts from boatbutting but at least it tastes nice.

"If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting the rest of our lives." -Lemony Snicket
May 5, 2024 02:55

Thanks! She'll be all right, but she does need to let off steam once in a while. I think she'd still appreciate that tea, though.

From The River to The Ocean, a civilization grows up. Under them both lies The Deeps.