Smash and Grab
The Smash and Grab is not complex. It's rather simple. You just go in smash some windows and grab what you want. Now, plans are a thing here. There's also thinking, but that's not what we're focusing on. That stuff is boring. What you want to know is how to smash a window to get maximum glass breakage while not making an extremely loud noise. However satisfying that may be.
....Okay. Fine.
We'll talk about the Smash and Grab.
The Job
Being in a Smash and Grab requires a team, unlike our cousin The Thief, who typically works alone. The Smash and Grab will involve a team of people who already know what to do and their roles. Then they'll be assigned or they'll decide to steal from some person. The next step is to make the plan, which is interesting yet boring, but important, so it's best to pay attention during that bit. After the plan, there's a quick practice run then straight into the heist. Bada-bing. Bada-boom. Done. It's during and after the heist that's the interesting part. There's almost always something that goes wrong, because the universe hates us for reasons I don't understand. Like, we're just trying to make a living like everyone else, why are you giving us a hard time? Anyways, it's usually fixed, then we get what we came for and book it. Then we bask in the glory of a completed mission. Or we get caught. If we get caught, well, I've never been caught. But if that were to happen, (well, maybe a plan B was mentioned at the beginning. Like an 'if we ever get caught' plan and I just wasn't listening. That is a very legititmate thought.) Anyways, if we were to get caught, I imagine everything goes downhill from there. Maybe we even regret doing the heist and we promise to be good guys forever.
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