Gnomish Blast-Off Brownie
"Sir, this is a Wendy's..."This chocolate confection is chock-a-block full of weed. What kind of weed is up for debate, but it smells dank. The label bears the trademarks of The Dank Institute for Alchemical Advancement and Smoking That Good Good, the alchemical school founded by the renowned botanist Dank Stankerton . The Dank Institute continues to produce...enhanced...treats for medicinal and recreational ingestion, but Gnomish Blast-Off Brownies were discontinued about a year ago. Does that mean the brownie is more potent? Or has that good good turned into bad bad? ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, PUSSY.
-a young human to a clearly inebriated gnome who just finished a fuckin' 45 minute TED talk on how his friend Jeff really needs to just chill out
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Cersa
Item type
Consumable, Food / Drink
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