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Broadsheet Ballads

"If I get one more complaint about the noise levels from in here, I'll arrest the whole bleedin' lot of yehs! You sound like a pack of scent-blind dragon hounds screaming murder at a woodlouse - now pack it in!"
— Captain Yaravis, Alahnis City Guard
  It is considered a lousy night's carousing in Kredashmi if, by the second morning-bell, a member of the night's watch hasn't stuck his head round the door of the tavern at least once to yell at the revellers inside. Broadside ballads are a prominent feature of Kredasene social life, especially amongst the lower classes. These large sheets of cheaply-produced paper are plastered onto the walls of taverns and inns across the country, their heavy, black ink announcing the latest news or exciting, new lyrics to well-known tunes.   Communal singing is a popular pasttime amongst both the upper and lower classes. Broadside ballads can be sung in groups or individually, and it is not uncommon to hear ballad mongers singing their wares on street corners. Sometimes these publications include the music score, so that a musician can accompany the singers, usually on a concertina, fiddle or piano. There are many different types of ballads: romantic, heroic, comical, cautionary and bawdy. Every publication is accompanied by a woodcut illustration of various size and quality, to attract the attention of passers-by.

Criticism of Ballads

  The main criticism of ballads comes from Saints-Servants in the Raskvaerii temple. They condemn printed ballads for glorifying crime and debauchery, and view them as being intrinsically linked to the anti-social behaviour found in taverns amongst the lower classes.  
These songs do nothing put pervert our sacred social truths and desecrate our histories. It is beyond the outrage of all Saints-fearing men that the memories of our magnificent heroes are vilified on the tongues of drunken **** and shameless *****.
— Saints-Servant Radimir Ekhorin; quote censored


Cover image: by Michael Schaffler

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Jul 8, 2020 17:19 by Char Mulder

This made me laugh. I love it.

Jul 8, 2020 20:36 by Caitlin Phillips

Thank you so much! I really struggled with this article.

Cait x
Jul 8, 2020 20:29 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

This is a great article. I love the picture of the taverns it conjures up. :D

Emy x
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Jul 8, 2020 20:36 by Caitlin Phillips

You're too kind, Em. I'm with Nu on this. :P x

Cait x
Jul 8, 2020 21:52

This is such a cool article - like Char below, I was laughing through it, especially the final censored quote. It shows how a really well written shorter piece can pack a big punch.

Jul 9, 2020 09:42 by Caitlin Phillips

Thank you so much, t_cats. This means so much as I really wasn't feeling this article when I first published it. :) x

Cait x
Jul 9, 2020 03:53

Really gives you a sense of what it's like on the street.

Jul 9, 2020 09:41 by Caitlin Phillips

Thank you so much, First Phoenix. I'd definitely enjoy a Kredasene pub crawl.

Cait x