Vain Eddie
Ha! Everyone thinks that, but it ain't the case. Vain Eddie wasn't concerned with his looks - way I understand it, he wasn't much of a looker. Naw, they called him Vain Eddie because he was the most futile, ineffective bastard you ever did see.
I know, I know, he founded the town, how could he be ineffective? Well, I know the first question is why in the world they would call him Vain when futile or useless are more to the point, and to that I gotta say it was hundreds of years ago, I have no idea what those people were thinking. About the town though, that's a story for when we've all had a few more.
For now, I'll answer your original question, before I digressed. That is, indeed, the bones of Vain Eddie hanging in the gibbet out there, and it's how the bar got its name. He's been dead for about 230 years now, and he's been hanging there ever since. Some people may have done some preserving of the body in the past, but I assure you it is the original.
And though you didn't ask it, I will answer what you're wondering right now - for a small fee, the priestess of Rosarum will let you talk to him!
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Vain Eddie was a man of many schemes, all of which were in vain.
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