Barney the Friendly Bastard
Barney is the bastard son of a green and purple dragon. from his immationation, every kill is a brand new senssation. Barnet was shunned from his family interactions so he found a group of friends that took him in and had a new distraction. One day when adventuring with freinds in an old nasty cave the cave fell down on his friens and he became a little more insane. Barney now roams the land in search of new friends and he is only friendly if they are friendly to him.
5/15/1:
Barney after just finishing a last job is at the bar with his trusty companion named Lydia. They dreak some high quality mead and the bartender tells him that the king is bringing warriors from the mainland to consecrate the temples of the Moonshaes. Barney curious on these customs and to see how worty these warriors are decides to go to the king in Caer Calidyr. He meets the king and the king allows them to partake in the adventure with the rest of the group. The party head to Caer Calidyr Inn. There a bar fight almost erupts as Eli was caught stealing Gp from a civilian, Barney did not like that, Lustorous convinced Barney he was just seeing things. party sleeps
5/16/1:
Barney just chills and waits for party to arrive as they went out for errands
5/17/1:
The party heads south where they see a gagged walter white. They try to help him out but Barney falls for the Ambush trap that the goblins have set up. They easily get rid and dispatch them. They continue to travel south when they see a majestic stag in the forest. This Silver stag was beautiful. A bunch of goblins were trying to restrain it Eli and Barney fight as they want to both do something cool, this ends up alerting the goblins the goblins take him down. The party helps the stag and the stag kills some goblins. The Stag goes to Lustrous Floyd and gives him a mark of the Antlers. They continue south where Phalux encounters snakes. There for some reason Phalux decides to fuck a snake. He does so and impregnates the snake. The snake is trumatized and hates Phalux. Lustorous speaks to the snake and the snake falls in love with Lustorous. The snake follows Lusturous. They head south and reach Lehigh where there is a huge ritual happening to summon something. These goblins are doing anything they can to subdue their human sacrifices. The party split up and try to attack. This fails horribly. They meet a knight of Caer Calidyr named Eazelle. There Eazelle sacrifices herself. The party is already put into ruin. As Lydia gets shot down, Phalux sacrifices himself to protect Lydias life. Phalux dies protecting a woman and in pursuit of pussy. Amber yells out Phalux name as she hides behind a house. She cries and tells him to get up, he however does not budge. Immediatly afterwards Barney gets captured. Barney is constantly getting knocked out
5/18/1:
Barney gets sacrificed... he dies. Barney's spirit enter Valhalla where warriors go, but there Akatosh the dragon god of time tells barney he will bring barney back to test him and his friends only in the finals moments when they need him most.
6/23/1:
He is finally told to go, go help your friends. Barney teleports and instantly knows to slash down Nepethe, because the party succeeded Barney enjoys eternal pleasure in Valhalla.
Current Status
Deceased
Species
Date of Death
5/18/1
Circumstances of Death
Sacrificed
Place of Death
Lehigh
Children
Sex
Male
Eyes
Green
Hair
None
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Purple
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