Pencil-Pushing Pups
Pencil-Pushing Pups are office drones that work for major corporations in Manhottan. They are an offshoot of Hell Hounds created for menial desk jobs that full-fledged Devils believed was below them.
Creation of the Pups
The Pups were, as stated above, originally derived from the Hell Hounds that litter Hell as ravenous beasts. Devils had often tamed them for guarding or battle purposes, or even some just to have a domesticated pet. Yet Ambition had other plans. His company, the FPM Group, had very few devils willing to put in the hours he needed. Making enchanted parchments with various types of deadly or inconvenient curses was a dangerous job, but Ambition needed them made at a rate that no mortal could feasibly pull off while also having the legally mandated half hour break that Devils working over 12 hours were required to have. Not to mention the work was dangerous, as cursing things created residual energy that could backfire on the ones making the parchment. But Ambition had a genius idea. The laws only applied to Devils, after all, and animals didn't have the fundamental understanding of curses or the free will to say no to a job like this. So he called a famous Devil animal handler, Vazemin, and they got to work on a group of Hell Hounds that Ambition had captured. The process involved not only some treats, but also endless hours of corporate slideshows, orientation videos, and corporate lingo training. After a few weeks of this, the Pencil-Pushing Pups were barking business buzzwords more than they were actually barking. Ambition realized that he couldn't just let these go as Hell Hounds. They no longer suited the image that everyone associated Hell Hounds with, they were not intimidating hounds nor would they ever really set foot out in Hell again. Instead, they'd be desk jockeys, office monkeys, cube dwellers, pencil pushers. So they would be named as such, and the pup part would come from their lack of threat as simply small puppies.Effectiveness
The Pencil-Pushing Pups were incredibly effective. Productivity at the FPM Group went through the roof, and they began pumping out enchanted papers. In a week, they went from a simple start-up group to one of the top companies on the Firetune 500 list.
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