Demonologist

Does your job feel mundane? Repetitive? Mind-numbing? Does your life seem to be missing the quintessential feeling of constant dread? Would you like to be killed in a quick but extremely painful fashion? Do you like books and obscure languages? Want to have a cool sword? (Wands are so last season...)
If your answer to those questions is YES, sign your soul over today and join the ranks of fearless demonologists!