GraphoSilk Sheets
How many times has this happened to you?
You're doing your laundry and you pull your sheets out of the dryer only to find they're riddled with unsightly holes.
Ugh.
Maybe they're worn out by rambunctious kids who've been using your 98% Egyptian cotton sheets for their pillow fort.
Maybe you bought cheap sheets that couldn't withstand the most gentle setting on your washing machine.
Or maybe you're like me and have a husband who doesn't clip his toenails and he's literally clawing holes into the sheets while he sleeps. And when you made one comment about it, he got upset, and now you don't bring it up anymore because he's under a lot of pressure at work.
Thanks to the good people at KennyCo. those days are over!
\Introducing GraphoSilk, the sheet that lasts a lifetime.
Using cutting edge technology, GraphoSilk sheets are durable hexocarbon coated that can withstand any setting on your washing machine and even the sharpest of toenails.
You may have heard of other brands that claim their threads have high durability, but they feel like you're sleeping on tree bark. GraphoSilk is made from strong graphite fibers gently shrouded in hexocarbon fibers, producing a thread that soothes just as well as it endures.
Here at KennyCo we believe that the products we surround ourselves with inform who we are. If you by disposable, cheap sheets, then you're bound to feel cheap and disposable yourself. KennyCo founder Kenith Calderone pledges to create products that last for people who last.
Our GraphoSilk Sheets are among a long history of enduring home goods that you can rely on. Not only are they durable and soft, but with our VibraStay Technology, GraphoSilk will retain its color no matter how many times you wash it. Just be sure to follow the simple care instructions on the tag, in order to ensure your GraphoSilk Sheets maintain their vibrancy in their fifth, tenth, even twentieth year.
So call us at KennyCo. and place your order for GraphoSilk Sheets today! Those sleepless nights of listening to your husband's toenails clawing away at the sheets your mother gifted to you at your wedding are over. Claw away Gary. Mama is sleeping good tonight.
Really creative and funny! My toenails are getting a little long, so I need some GraphoSilk sheets. Are they available at any retail locations?