You'll Never Believe These Five Things That We Found In The Garden Of Eden! Number Four Will Blow Your Mind!

You'll Never Believe These Five Things That We Found In The Garden Of Eden! Number Four Will Blow Your Mind!

1 - We all know about how many of the plants in the Garden glow, this is old news! But, have you seen the way they move?? It's like they're truly alive! When we visited the Garden, we were shocked to see this! The plants were like animals! We couldn't tell them apart!
2 - The animals are dangerous! You have been told this, but have you seen the way they move? Have you seen the way they eat their prey! Many mouths! Their teeth are sharp and their tongues are long! I watched a man die when we visited the Garden! I could not believe the way he bled!
3 - This Garden is not from here! We are sure it's from another world! Maybe another planet! How do we know? The air inside is wrong! It was pollen season, so we needed to wear masks the whole time! You could see the pollen in the air, and it burned holes in our clothes!
4 - There is something wrong with the Garden. I do not know what it is. I do not know who is reading this. I don't think anyone fully checks over these lists after I write them, but I'm not sure. The Garden isn't earthly. I think there is a corpse at its centre and I think it can somehow feel hatred. I think it hates us bothering it while it tries to rot. We need to leave the Garden. We need to never return. Please, please do not visit the Garden. Beg the Canadian government to wall it off and leave it be. Please.
5 - The stars look so amazing from the Garden! Night time truly is magical from this magical place! Somehow, everything is brighter, even with the glow all around you! Amazing!! You should visit soon!