Session 4 - Into the Jungle - Mafaldine's Notes

It’s a rainy day and we meet at Shiv’s hut
Apparently Voroc has a new toy to show us.
He’s got a fucking Zoid!!! (Howlitzer) medium wolf mech.
A leave a glosh/cloche with FUCK U spelt out in rocks in front of Forge’s Forge
The three nerds cast mage armor
15 min into the rainforest and there’s no trace of anything else
A few sweaty hours later
Stealth mode don’t fail me now
We find tracks of some large pantherish creature.
Apparently the panther can move through the trees
I can’t spot the telltale shimmer of predator
Stealth mode didn’t go well…
We leave the clearing and head through a path
We find some old stairs and a wall?
As we approach Voroc grabs my shoulder
I reflaxivley make a rock illusion around me
FUCKING SNAKE CAT????!!!
My portents will make the scaly furboi sad
My familiar goes and wakes up Shiv
Mhmm that’s a good ray of sickness
Illalai informs us that it is a Kamadan
Hold up they hunt in pairs?
Fucking 25 harvest check
Tiger has very interesting, gamey meat, fairly fatty
I gather 40kg of meat.
Large sized leopard skin (150gp)
We investigate a very well made stone structure.
It has been well overgrown.
Big ass door
1 massive skeleton boi
At least 25ft tall… fuck me
This thing was stabbed ad infinitum
Writing all over the walls
Some fresher than others
New writing is elven “death to the giants, no masters no slaves, and other anti-giant”
Older, chiselled graffiti “death to the sulat league, tear down the scora bael”
Body is ancient, almost fossilized
The body has been cleaned/preserved
All the damage was done after it’s death, done almost ritually
Ooooohh secret door
We slam down some lights
Some giants beds
A dark, gunmetal shine on all the walls
I find 300gp worth of coins.
2 more giant skeletons (not cleaned or preserved)
Bottom of floor has “We guard our bodies with honoured slaves. We shield our dreams with metal from deep. This war we fight on field and street. Slaying them where their armies creep. But they fight our resting minds. In where we go when our bodies sleep” written in ancient giant
The sleeping chamber is indeed lead lined
Giants were at war with spirits from the plane of dreams, Quori
Oh shit a fucking Staff of Magic Missiles!!!!!
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We have a tasty stew and go to bed
OH FUCK IS THAT A FUCKING ALARM TRIGGER???
Alarm trigger on the creatures corpse
A fucking tenor signing a worldess song, then another, (male and female now), six or seven voices. FUCKFUCKFUCKFCUKFCUK
“Northeners are you really out here again making the same mistake twice?”
A figure appears in one of my dancing lights
Tall, lean male, drow, black chitonous armor with white runes on his face, this motherfucker is armed for bear. Poor person pants.
Talrantath, blessed of Vulkoor (I very much dislike him)
Negotiations collapsed quickly
Hettie is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Apparently neither am I.
We leave through the back and attempt to quietly flee
We do some cool double minor illusion shit
I get shot in the back for 13. Ow.
I fail my con save and take 4 more poison.
This kills the wizard.
Illalai carries me as I bleed out “and I’m dying in your arms tonight.”
Voroc Heals me almost to full.
We make it back to town
Shiv stays in town for today.
Illalai carries me to Cornelius’s place.
I win the staff
I ding
This was a good session.
Gotta do something nice for Illalai and Voroc