Episode 05: Flight to Razun Report
General Summary
The crew leaves Eladriel after the feast and picking up a pair of dwarf passengers. Nia contacts he patron to accuse him of ruining her families finances. The hidden fiend tells her He just provides phenomenal cosmic power to the pact holder and doesn't meddle in mundane family affairs.
Frustrated, Nia mapped the path to drop off a few more copies of The Beacon in a waystation outside of Zintshire.
On the way to the next waystation, there was an assault by the Gray Angels. Goblins and hobgoblins on giant bats attacked the ship. Two of the Blackjack crew, Crocodile Kate and Stork Stewie, each fired a ballista and took out a goblin before they were dropped by bats and a katana wielding goblin.
The crew came topside and knocked out the hobgoblin by sleeping him and dropping his bat mount while hanging in the sky so he unconsciously plunged to the ground. Then, Thunderfox called out that the bats were a distraction, and a hobgoblin ninja and a handful of hobgoblins were in the cargo hold trying to steal Urim's cargo.
A disco full of magic lights and one mage hand later, the pirates were getting cleaned up so the ninja snapped her hand in to the crate, pulled out a plasma rifle and shadow jumped away. Xeno ran out of the ship to see the ninja falling below the ship only to be caught by one of the injured bats from the initial assault. He called on his divine magic and smote the bat out of the sky, and the ninja entered freefall to escape.
Nia called out, 'Featherfall Bibingka' before diving over the rail and into the sky. Lance pulled out the other featherfall bibingka but decided to stay shipbound. So, Spark took it and followed the captain. A firefight freefall with illusory ninjas began with Xeno diving the Blackjack to stay in pursuit. The ninja was about to escape until Xeno agrees to take a wild pistol shot out the window while piloting the ship and takes the ninja out. Two Bibingkas and a skyship bank later everyone lands safely.
Notes
And We'll All Land Down Alive
Sung to the tune of 'Roll the Old Chariot' so you repeat the chorus after every call line
Chorus
And we'll all land down alive(all)
We'll chew... the right... Bibingkas in the sky(all) x3
And we'll all land down alive(all)
End Chorus
Call lines:
We'll wake early just to visit Lola Carly x3
We'll be alright if we leap over the rail x3
Fighting the Gray Angels wouldn't do us any harm x3
Another Keg of Valdegond we'll pass around again x3
Elven orgies with aswang we'll be throwing every night x3
Soon May the Bibingka Come
Sung to the tune of the Wellerman
There once was a ship that put to fly
The name of the ship was the Black Jack Sky
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
O blow, my bully boys, blow
(Chorus)
Soon may the bibingka come
To bring us magical food and rum
One day, when the flying is done
We'll eat our share and go
The ship was about with an artifact
When up from above sky pirates attacked
The captain called all hands and shout
We'll chase you pirates out!
(Chorus)
Soon may the bibingka come
To bring us magical food and rum
One day, when the flying is done
We'll eat our share and go
The pirates were hit and lost the brawl
Their leader's escape turned into a fall
The ground was far, the landing a splat
We'll claim another hat!
(Chorus)
Soon may the bibingka come
To bring us magical food and rum
One day, when the flying ...
Lance Uppercut
Niamhi Silversång
Xeno
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