Rhapsody Empowerment Clinic

If a fan’s obsession with the megastar Miranda Rhapsody affects their daily life, they can seek aid at the Rhapsody Empowerment Clinic. Founded and funded by the celebrity herself, the clinic charges fees that are surprisingly modest. Treatments include meditation, yoga, sensory deprivation, organic drug therapy, and intensive AI counseling sessions. At-risk patients are implanted with hormone-monitoring devices that also allow the clinic staff to locate them should the need arise.