Tikwe Kiwekawu: Bone Piper
Tikwe Kiwekawu (a.k.a. Bone Piper; Agko Aie (Sharp Poet))
Mental characteristics
Personal history
One day he tripped and fell and broke his flute in two. As much as he tried to repair it, the notes kept sounding breathy and off. Tikwe slumped into a depression. To make matters worse, his father Telto fell ill at his factory from a strange disease. His family rushed Telto out to the countryside to recover, but there was no apparent cure. Inside his Ka T'kra, he announced to his family: "Bury me as you wish, but take a few bones from me for my son. Perhaps he could make fifes of them."
They honored his grisly wish; Tikwe was given his father's femurs as play toys. From memory, he hollowed out the bone marrow and drilled small holes where he figured the most appropriate notes would go. It took two tries to get it right; thank goodness that his father had two legs. His first song on the successful pipe was a long and mournful ballad, one that he composed himself, entitled "Plot of My Father." The hero of his tale, Tulwi, had great fame and adoration in his prime. Age chipped Tulwi's prestige bit by bit, until he was a small farmer on the outskirts of town. As he lay in his Ka T'kra, he announced that the plot in which he now lay was all he needed, and all he had ever desired.
The small town in which he grew up wanted livelier tunes, though, and he provided them. He became the minstrel of his town, becoming somewhat of a local icon. Just by walking around the market and playing his fife, he made a better living for himself than even the farmers selling their wares. A few farmers grew to resent him; their animosity soon sent Tikwe packing to roam the Keyrityi countryside. His travels took him to Eryai Retwerai, the city of his birth, where the audience was plentiful and the pay was best.
Accomplishments & Achievements
One such lady, Wuai Tawokyi, suffered a nearly fatal blood clot during which a doctor amputated her arm. At Wuai's request, the arm was cooked and eaten, and the bone inside was fashioned into a fife. As clearly insane as Wuai was, she could carry a tune well enough. Tikwe grew a father-daughter connection with Wuai partly over their shared musical medium, teaching her everything he knew about the craft. Wuai didn't want for anything, but she would nonetheless be named Tikwe's sole heir. When she was skilled enough to replace him, he retired.
Failures & Embarrassments
He proved himself to be adequate, and nothing more. A decade removed from full-time employment, he could follow the melodies fine but could not reliably hit the high or low notes. Had Wuai not been there to harmonize her flute with him and take over for the more strenuous soloes, Tikwe might have been an embarrassment for the upstart nation.
Mental Trauma
So, every day, he would play his fife, occasionally missing a note slightly and cursing at the air. His repeated practice was in vain; he made neither more nor fewer errors as his life wore on. The last song he ever played was "Plot of My Father." He didn't know when he would die, only that he would die soon. And so he played it before he went to bed for three months. He died in his sleep; Wuai would play "Plot of My Father" at his funeral. She would later call it the pinnacle of her career; she considered it the greatest privilege a noble like her could ever have.
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Oh my god, more people need to see this one! You won me over with "It took two tries to get it right; thank goodness that his father had two legs" and didn't let go of my attention for the rest of the piece. Fantastic work.
Thanks; I greatly appreciate your appreciation! Dark humor is often hit-or-miss with different audiences, and I'm glad it did right by you!