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It's strange, some of my friends aren't responding to my Sending Stone. Normally it'd be normal, but they've never gone so long without answering their stones.

I'm getting tired of the Magnificent Bastards, are they so mentally challenged they can't recognize I'm trying to save the world?

Help, my Faerie Dragon just turned invisible and stole my house keys. What do I do?

I find fencing extremely relaxing, especially when my partner is a prisoner who can't move.

How does one clean the smell of peasant and orc from a household? Out of mild curiosity?

Nalia has a Pony

Nalia got her pony, it's an undead Unicorn named "Mr. Sparkles". I'm sure the Emerald Enclave won't mind the missing Unicorn.

Pelor's Crusaders will never lose to evil like you

Nalia wants a unicorn, are skeletal horses still out of fashion?

#VecnaDidNothingWrong

Fun fact: Bones from a living creature have a slight suction quality to them. To when you lick the your tongue will get slightly stuck on it. So if you lick a fake bone, and your tongue doesn't get stuck, you'll know it's fake! Source: Don't ask questions

How the fuck do I feed my kid vegetables? She doesn't believe me when I tell her I'll throw her in the elemental plane of Ranch, claiming "I love her too much." I got the portal ready to open, so I need suggestions fast.