So whatever happened to those Spanwi people?

So, what's the deal with Spawni people? Are they people, or just pretending to be?

What's with these people talking about ork on ork violence? It's baffling they don't see how wrong it is to talk about

who in the world decided letting a badger run a region of the new world was a good idea?

I can't believe people are coming from all across the Empire for some bougie noble's wedding in Dragon Bridge. Just declaring wars and then going off to have themselves a time...

Man, piracy is such a problem. What are you guys doing to counteract it?

In light of a recent statement, I would like to make it clear for the Inqusition of The Empire that I do not in fact believe that 'god emperor man bad', and that this was a 'meme' spread among the youth of Thundertree. We wholeheartedly believe in the Emperor.

What is this I keep hearing that some badger over in Pau-Brasil is selling snakes? Really?

It's not about the money, it's about the hustle

Yo Kriv, who died and made you the boss?

What beurocrat names a place 'Thundertree'? What is this, Western Clyn-tun?

Who else is up for some bacon?