Points of the day

"In the same way you don't give guns to babies, we don't share FTL technologies to baby civilizations. Crawl before you jump off a clifface humans."

The latest reports are not very positive. Perhaps we should take a.... let's say stronger hold on the earthlings before they asphyxiate, drown, burn, choke, fight and kill themselves any further.

When I see all the trash littering in a city, I often think terrible things in my disappointment. One of which is teleporting all that disgusting garbage straight into the mouth of the polluters. I try to keep my hands off the button most of the time. But the temptation is there.

Take a walk in your city. Imagine if every empty patch of grass was replaced with vegetable gardens or fruit trees. Even if vandals destroy the crops, it would still improve the urban life substantially.

Oh yes... Good job letting your planet work for you...

Take good care of your environment, or else the creatures connected to it will go extinct, you included.

Imagine a giant rock tumbling towards your children. Do you risk life and bones to slow its descent or do you let it fall and destroy their future?

Did you know that people die less when they have a plant in their room?

Never consider that you have met peak idiocy. There will always be fools trying to out-stupid their forebears.

Sustainable development is ideal, and yet people think of it as an ordeal.

One day the entire Galaxy will fall under the Boon. Life will be preserved and all may live their passions without fear.

Science can solve many problems. But discipline prevents problems from arising in the first place.

It is distressing how so many people fail to do things as simple as turning off a light when they leave a room. We are definitey not offering them hyperspace drives if they can't be more responsible.

So... Hypothetically speaking, what if people far more powerful, far more experienced and far wiser than you can imagine dropped by your planet one day to tell you how you are slowly destroying your world? How would you react? Do be creative, I've just about heard it all already.

88000 years as an Arbiter, and I always get the weirdos...

I'll show this one to Anta Go nith. It'll make him laugh and get him off my back for a couple seconds.

I'm growing fond of those memes. Caricatures have a history of changing mentalities, and these are no different. Maybe if humans took them more seriously, they'd prevent a lot of problems.

If earthlings recycled trash as much as they recycle jokes, we wouldn't need to reeducate the planet.

A planet is just a big spaceship. If it can't purify the air effectively, the whole crew winds up dead.

Points of the day

So... The word is out, a rehabilitation program for the humans is go. Honestly, this planet could be in a worse state. The Mious from the other system were far beyond recovery to be honest, it'll take years to rebuild their civilisation from scratch. Anyw...

03:22 am - 11.06.2019

Finally done learning the Earth's entire history. Now I just have to finish my visit, learn about human ways of life, and I can prepare for the program...

By the Big Boon... We could land our entire starfleet on the sea of garbage the earthlings have produced in the Pacific. They barely even started resolving the issue.

A majority of the people I'm observing use their cars just to make 250 meters trip. Do humans forget they have legs when they go three steps away from their home? So inefficient...

Met the candidates finally, gave a really good speech about their mission and how they must prove their efforts towards protecting the polluted blue ball they call home. Hoping the translator worked.

By the STARS! What have the humans DONE TO THEIR PLANET! They've just passed the no return point on like... EVERYTHING!

Poin Tak joins the ranks of Heroes!

Poin Tak enters the scene of legendary heroes! Welcome to the family of the Eternals!