The Preposterous Ponderings of a Pint-sized Peripatetic
I was lookin forward to a night o drunkin an singin, an maybe tellin me tale, and lo an behold these fish-men come attackin me beach. Well, I put a whippin to em and sent half to their graves, and the other half runnin wit their tail 'tween their legs.
And what's me reward? Only to find the loveliest face to sail the open seas. I'll make 'er love me. All the ladies love me eventually. How could they not? I'm Lambert Underfoot, the Hero of Uppershire.
-Yes, yes Seoirse, I know yer hungry. 'Ere's a nice fish-man finger I snagged fer ya. Eat up lil buddy
The major events and journals in Lambert's history, from the beginning to today.
Episode 34: The Hero of Uppershire
02:55 am - 11.01.2021The session
02:34 pm - 08.01.2021Episode 33: Wild Surging Survivor, The Nameless Orcs of Khundrukar
10:58 am - 04.01.2021Episode 33: Wild Surging Survivor, The Nameless Orcs of Khundrukar
10:57 am - 04.01.2021Episode 32: Path to The Forge
07:50 am - 28.12.2020Episode 32:
10:51 pm - 27.12.2020Episode 31:
04:45 am - 21.12.2020Episode 31:
04:45 am - 21.12.2020Episode 30: Penance
10:42 pm - 16.12.2020Episode 30: Penance
10:42 pm - 16.12.2020Session 29: Honor & Consequences
02:52 am - 09.12.2020Session 29: Honor & Consequences
02:52 am - 09.12.2020Episode 28: Home and Farewells
11:48 am - 23.11.2020Episode 28: Home and Farewells
11:48 am - 23.11.2020Episode 27: Acidic Robbery
07:11 am - 09.11.2020Episode 27: Acidic Robbery
07:11 am - 09.11.2020Episode 26: Death Of An Emperor
08:50 am - 08.11.2020Episode 26: Death Of An Emperor
09:51 pm - 01.11.2020Episode 25: Salvage Operation
04:28 am - 23.10.2020Episode 25: Salvage Operation
04:28 am - 23.10.2020Episode 24: Through the Fiery Straits
10:48 pm - 19.10.2020Episode 24: Through the Fiery Straits
10:48 pm - 19.10.2020Session: 23: Rescue and Evacuate!
10:45 am - 12.10.2020Session: 23
09:20 pm - 11.10.2020The session
12:21 am - 09.10.2020The session
05:19 am - 22.09.2020Session 21:
05:18 am - 22.09.2020Session 21:
09:50 pm - 13.09.2020Episode 20: The Price of a Life
10:47 am - 07.09.2020Episode 20: The Price of a Life
10:00 pm - 06.09.2020Episode 19: Revenge & Sacrifice
09:50 am - 31.08.2020Episode 19: Acheron
11:28 am - 29.08.2020Episode 18: The Stalking Nightmare
04:50 am - 24.08.2020Episode 18: The Stalking Nightmare
02:32 am - 23.08.2020Episode 17: Converging Fury
11:51 am - 11.08.2020Episode 17: Converging Fury
11:51 am - 11.08.2020Session 16: Found & Lost
12:59 pm - 04.08.2020Session 16: Found & Lost
12:59 pm - 04.08.2020Session 15: Cat and Mouse
01:06 am - 28.07.2020Session 15: Cat and Mouse
01:05 am - 28.07.2020Session 14: Murder on The Primewater Pleasure!
09:48 am - 20.07.2020Session 14: Murder on The Primewater Pleasure!
09:48 am - 20.07.2020Session 13: Alliance of Sea and Land
06:12 am - 13.07.2020Session 13: Alliance of Sea and Land
06:11 am - 13.07.2020Session 12: Danger at Dunwater pt 2
02:40 pm - 06.07.2020Session 12: Danger at Dunwater pt 2
02:40 pm - 06.07.2020Episode 11: Danger at Dunwater pt 1
05:47 am - 29.06.2020Episode 11:
03:34 am - 25.06.2020Episode 10: Sea Salt Whispers
12:18 pm - 22.06.2020Episode 10: Sea Salt Whispers
12:18 pm - 22.06.2020Episode 9: Plot of Smugglers
05:52 am - 15.06.2020Episode 9:
08:54 pm - 14.06.2020Session 8: Sinister Secret of Dugang
10:55 pm - 08.06.2020Session 8:
08:57 pm - 07.06.2020Episode 6:
03:58 am - 01.06.2020Episode 6:
12:48 pm - 24.05.2020Episode 5 & 6:
10:00 am - 23.05.2020Episode 5 & 6:
09:27 pm - 22.05.2020Session 4:
02:52 am - 24.04.2020Session 4:
09:25 pm - 23.04.2020The Preposterous Ponderings of a Pint-sized Peripatetic
I was lookin forward to a night o drunkin an singin, an maybe tellin me tale, and lo an behold these fish-men come attackin me beach. Well, I put a whippin to em and sent half to their graves, and the other half runnin wit their tail 'tween their legs. ...
12:35 am - 11.04.2020Episode 3: Sharkfeather Reef pt 2
06:22 am - 10.04.2020Episode 3: Sharkfeather Reef pt 2
06:22 am - 10.04.2020Episode 2: Sharkfeather Reef Part 1
12:32 am - 09.04.2020Episode 2: Sharkfeather Reef Part 1
12:31 am - 09.04.2020Episode 1: On Strange Tides
12:30 am - 09.04.2020Episode 1: On Strange Tides
12:14 am - 09.04.2020The list of amazing people following the adventures of Lambert.
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