Moira Hammersong

Level 7 Hill Dwarf NG Cleric
(Acolyte)
/ 69 HP

"I don't judge 'em... I just send 'em to Moridan, laddies..."


Campaign & Party

Session 1

Moira's Letter

by Moira Hammersong

To the Manlings, Orc and Lassie,
 
I can't just let you all die. This Strahd person is going to hunt you down if you take the lassie to the city. I like you... I don't want to let you die.
I'm going to take some of the dwarf lads here and go after this Strahd bastard.
 
It's not that I don't think you're capable... at least two of you can handle yourselves... but I won't watch children die. So, I'm going to take this into my own hands. I shall take the other dwarves and with the power of Moradin, we will bring an end to this accursed place. Let the sun shine again - for they say that the sun never truly shines here.
 
I'm not going to get all emotional like a wee lassie, so keep an eye out for me laddies. I'll clear the way for you.
 
Lassie, watch your ear. Keep it clean and dry and it will give you a comely scar. Oh... and don't talk to strangers. You're a comely lass and I won't be around for a while to bail you out of manling trouble...
 
Manchild, I know you argue with your sister, siblings and all... but don't be so hard on the lass. She's doing her best.
 
Orc... Oswald... Keep them safe and don't be so trusting of everyone... most people don't have your heart.
 
Manling... you are more than your family's reputation. Watch your back and don't get yourself killed. Make a legend in your own right, laddie.
 
Errki... If you get these manlings killed from your berserking ways... no hole or cave will be safe for you.... I will hunt you down and pulp your skull with my hammer... Moradin's will or not...
 
Bye laddies.
 
-Moira

Moira's Journal Ordered oldest to newest

  1. Fenri is a piece of shit
    Session 0, Prologue
  2. The Gypsy's Fury
    Session 1
  3. A Journey and a Goodbye
    Session 1
  4. Moira's Letter
    Session 1

The major events and journals in Moira's history, from the beginning to today.

Moira's Letter

To the Manlings, Orc and Lassie, I can't just let you all die. This Strahd person is going to hunt you down if you take the lassie to the city. I like you... I don't want to let you die. I'm going to take some of the dwarf lads here and go after this ...

09:20 pm - 31.03.2020

A Journey and a Goodbye

When we finally got off the Gypsy's Fury, we met a dwarf on the road. The poor lad was covered in blood and injuries... apparently he'd lost his party of friends to some weird beasties in a cave. Must have been pretty bad to take down five or six dwarves....

04:46 am - 31.03.2020

The Gypsy's Fury

Well now... by Moridan's beard, this has been a trip... We boarded the Gypsy's Fury, a large ship that was apparently bound for the west... even though there is nothing west of Waterdeep... The captain never came down from the wheel... the entire time...

07:06 pm - 29.03.2020

Session 2: The Woods Beckon

05:04 am - 25.03.2020

Session 2: The Woods Beckon

08:03 pm - 21.03.2020

This fucking mist.... I'm ready to be back on land, laddies...

03:37 am - 16.03.2020

Fenri is a piece of shit

I got home from the temple and found that Fenri had run off again. He was probably off stealing some poor soul blind again... he couldn't even be drinking at a tavern with the other dwarves like a proper dwarf husband... no, the piece of shit was running ...

05:00 am - 03.03.2020

Alright, laddies! 'Ere we go! There's fuckery afoot!

12:23 am - 03.03.2020

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