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John Las Midde


The sneaky chef


Tue 21st Sep 2021 12:38

The Quest For Buttered Chicken

by John Las Midde

Sunday, 7:30 am
yesterday I arrived at Tsinaal finally,
I'm setting up my stand at the fountain near the guild hall, could probably make some of 'Grandmas Buttered Chicken'.
 
5:45 pm
there was goddam kids running around my stand and disturbing my patrons,
took about half an hour to scare them off .
 
Monday, 6:00 am
when I woke up today all my cooking utensils, rations, ingredients and most of my gp were gone, words cannot express how upset I am.
I can't think of anyone who would do this beside those kids at the fountain (the smelly brats),
now I my plans to make more of 'Grandmas buttered Chicken' for the patrons is ruined!
 
my only chance is to take a boat across the river and head to the spire,
but I only have 10gp and even the cheapest boats cost 70.
I'd have to steal one, probably one no-one will miss.
 
8:00 pm
I made landfall and was heading to the spire on foot,
but then a paladin in the mountains and he suspected me to be a rouge.
I somehow managed to trick him into believing I was just a chef looking for ingredients
(and not a thief that just stole a boat).
I talked with him some more and told him I was in need of cash,
he then told me about a job a from a *Teal G Warbucks*, naturaly I had to accept since I needed the money.
but I was unable to secure the Chicken for now.

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