Met a wench

Not sure if I'm talking about the shady lady or the colorful lady.

I summoned a rat

It gives me the shifty eyes though.

The Old World

I don't know why people say to respect old things, this is a shithole.

Fuck squirrels am I right?

Squirrels commit more crimes then all turtles put together.

Who said fish can't fly? My mentor and master Squirral.

Imagine not knowing about the great evil, couldn't be me.

"You are not a mage if you don't blaze"

I don't know why everyone calls him Father Jim, he isn't my dad that's for sure.

I'm fucking coked out of my mind right now