Hello there! This is Gwanwyn and who am I talking too?

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Oh- right I'm recording to Boss Crol.

Yeah, so, we at the cave you wanted us to go to and I swear Destiny sniffed around that thing like a

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before we could even go in there! Soo boring.

Anyways I had to sneeze and accidentally blinked in there, you should have seen here face!

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Oh, purple clouds this time! So, in the cave there were these machiene thingies you were looking for but-

 SOUND OF BOTTLECAP FALLING ON THE GROUND 

OH NO!

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Crol! There where those HUUGE crystals all over the cave and they shined in blues and purples! My favorite where the [„!¡ᒷ∷╎∴╎リꖌꖎᒷ“] and the [„ᒲ╎↸リ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣“] .

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Destiny was so mean to not let me take them with me!! I mean yeah she probably would have to carry most of them but I mean like come ooooon!

This is getting kinda boring. I wonder what she is doing right now? Deeestiny can you come here and take ooover??

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Oh Crol before we end this do you still have that shiny red stone in the dark trinket on your top left shelve from the right, second room after entering? I would love to talke it on a walk and -

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Heyy! I was still using that!